ume0w™️

umi, but on twitter

[ÖRCA really doe🇻🇳 @no_2Demon]

me and my alt account

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

influenza A is a bitch

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

tp bapak lawaknya do laki aku "awak, saya tgh meeting la! 😡" pastu dua dua bantai gelak

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

weh aku tktahu pun laki aku tgh meeting sbb dia pakai earphone, pastu aku pergi sebelah dia ckp kuat kuat "ayang ambik anak" tahu tahu kena beduk 🫩

[honey gas 🩶 @honeyonmyhands]

DISRESPECTFULLY, FUCK YOU @oliviarodrigo

[aiden @lTSF3ARlESS]

@espressolikeme @swiftiekpop13 shes literally copying taylor’s manerisms subconsciously bc you can tell shes watched hours and hours of her performances. her stans act is if it’s all random coincidence when it’s in fact disturbing

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

trueeeeeeee but wtv still bangerz

[bunny @killswiftie]

desculpa mas as vezes parece que ela pega as letras da taylor e fica tentando reescrever de um jeito diferente

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

if loving me means sayin' "babe, i think this is the end" i guess i wish, i wish,i wish you loved me less

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

cigarette smoke???? louis what have u done 😔<//3

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

bestnya satu team huru hara because of me 🥰🥰

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

fuck elon musk hes ruining twitter so many bots & fake news ugh

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

please let it be today or i might go insANE!1!1

[Cassandra 🍉 @justainactually]

@hourlymalaytwt fattah amin hate? I'M HOME

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

I FINALLY DID IT ‼️‼️

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

i cant do this anymore yall

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

bestnya perasaan lepas cakap "bapak mahal takyah la" kat seller bazar yg jual pudding caramel satu slice nipis rm15 🥰☺️

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

kenapa biskut raya tak sedap bila makan time raya??

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

WEHHH RIYALLLLLL tulah first & last aku balik kerja naik mrt time pregnant

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

tangkap jela aque 😭💀

[ume0w™️ @umeow_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary