um

[masochistprincess @jujuucnc]

se vc eh assim me manda um oi rs

[ₛₙₜD₄ᵥd @_D_4vd___]

I love intimacy

[maria👻🤍 @marry_twt001]

Me fr

[₊˚⊹ sophie 𐂯 @devotiondecay]

“are u sleepy” “no…” minutes later:

[user @user571633]

Sending a text and then googling the word you just used with 51% confidence

[Jwillbiteyourfingersoff @Jwillbiteyou]

@armyofsable I know this is a funny tweet but there is an actual scientific answer for it. Basically, because of how the bladder and internal sexual organs are placed, when you’re bladder gets too full it will push down on those nerve heavy areas which can result in smth a lot like arousal

[૮˶- ﻌ -˶ა⌒)ᦱ @puppuppypupppp]

forced age regression (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)

[mari 🫦 @Dabombbestmari]

I wanna stick an umbrella up this nigga ass and open it I hate him

[p☆cab @pamariable]

t’as raison mitski wAllah nobody

[libro @murakumolibro]

missionary while she’s holding her plushie

[Angel Ice @AngelIce1jv9]

>w<

[Su @sunaevt]

can i rub myself on your thigh until i finish yes or yes

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

me aburro en clase

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