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not real

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I feel so bad when i cant hold conversations sorry for being boring as shit

[mimiꨄ︎ @janetpt2]

people who spell lying as “lieing” are so unfortunate. blocked you absolute loser!

[505 @umidiaby]

‘are so unfortunate’ is hysterical 😭😭

[mimiꨄ︎ @janetpt2]

people who spell lying as “lieing” are so unfortunate. blocked you absolute loser!

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

I’ll never get tired of twitter dawg 😭

[bunz @bunnythagod]

Pooh sheisty told an interviewer she would run out of words before he ran out of freestyles so she asked him to freestyle using the word rock…this nigga said “Rock. In a sock. In jail wit a lock in a sock.”

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

asking someone's name feels so intimate... tell me about the first gift you received in this world

[nwabe🇿🇦 @onwabe__m]

No video kills me like this one 😭😭😭

[B @utdbrxy]

spanish version of “we dont have the capacity”

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

He has no idea what he has done for football twitter 😭😭

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

There’s no version of my imagination that doesn’t include being wealthy.

[T•Y 👨🏽‍💻 @Chilled_Ty]

Oh to be cuddled financially.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

He should be banned from all future games man he's genuinely fucking unhinged

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

greek mythology was the first time i encounter the concept of fallible gods. growing up christian you’re told that god is all knowing all perfect yadda. the greeks were like nah they’re stupid and douchebags

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

white people saying quiet on the creek like it doesn’t directly tie to Harriet Tubman freeing the slaves and making sure they swam quietly across the creek so Massa won’t come

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[jupi 🐇 @naijaruntz]

FOUND IT

[Ms Icy❄️ @Icy_sonie]

Me switching back to my country after supporting every country against Argentina

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

If FIFA world cup final was not rigged, why were the fireworks colors of Argentina? Their plans were ruined by Spain.

[roger🫧 @expiredcunt]

Shakira going to Africa every time it’s the World Cup to find backup dancers

[felipe @felpsgalvao]

Aquele parente que fez tudo de ruim na vida e começa a pregar no almoço de família porque agora é crente