umi:)

hijabi? no, her-jabi ❤️

[umi:) @umizooms]

I aspire to have the longevity and resilience of the ice cream truck jingle.

[umi:) @umizooms]

And ykw laeba would do this to me ….

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bro did your hologram seriously just stumble into my apartment

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

He's feeling down about career decisions and doesn't yet know what to do with those feelings.

[umi:) @umizooms]

Me and Manahil lately

[EM @libraprincess78]

just invited someone to do something with me that i would normally just do by myself and they said yes.

[That Penguin Game @ThatPenguinGame]

Happy Canada Day to all the Canadian Penguins out there. As well remember Club Penguin was created right here in Canada in Kelowna, British Columbia.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

The Eurovision Song Contest just got a lot tougher.

Because next year, Canada is in.

[umi:) @umizooms]

Marilynn has probably said this

[Creamer V2 @CreamerMJR]

Pride Month ending on Canada Day, i am no longer gay anymore. I am Canadian

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

A kitten in the corner of the playground, waiting for one of his little friends to secretly be a telepath willing to ask if he wants to talk.

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[umi:) @umizooms]

Manahil and I’m not even lying

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The guinea pig had a bad day and decided to order a burguer, but he ordered from a different place, the order was late, and it wasn't even that good.

[umi:) @umizooms]

This is Manahil and Laeba vibes

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[umi:) @umizooms]

Is Jackie aware of this development

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger has been permanently banned from editing the site

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[umi:) @umizooms]

Manahil

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey "lmfao" is actually really problematic (has swear word in it) sooooo if you could please say something like "thats so laughy taffy" or "im gigglemode" next time please

[umi:) @umizooms]

Q can you confirm if this is Louis

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

my cat isn’t like other cats she’s meowing because she’s trying to quit cigarettes and she’s going through nicotine withdrawal

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You could be having the biggest break down of your life and your cat is like yo crack open that wet food for me, beloved.

[umi:) @umizooms]

Q around 3pm almost everyday actually

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I tell my cat "I know" whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea