whos the hottest uber driver you've ever had??

has never been to oovoo javer

[whos the hottest uber driver you've ever had?? @umm_i_never]

went to oovoo javer

[there is only one thing worse than @_a_rapist]

A CHILD

[i love you @bitch__and_i]

ain't gon EVER stop loving you, BITCH

[Hi @w3lcome_to]

Chilis

[go away tate @ur_all_i_want]

YOURE ALL I HAVE!!!! GO AWAY TATE!!!! AAHHHHH

[do u think u can push the elevator button 4 me @_no_kevin]

fuckin weirdo

[When I LEAVE you wanna @KeepDOINTHIS]

But then... when I come around YOU DONT WANNA *** POST UP

[That's a @bigassmirror]

I have big ass eyebrows

[white girl dancing to @WHITEGIRLDANClN]

come one down, come on down

[What the @_fuck_is_up]

Kyle

[what @the_fahk]

richard?

[hi @weIcome____to]

chili's

[I’m in my Mum’s car @broom__broom_]

GET OUT ME CAR

[hey loser say kid backwards @diikk___]

HAHAHAHA that's gay

[siri whats my name? @youre_tom_but]

you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

[um excuse me @areukyliejenner]

oh sorry bye

[Wait A Minute @Mr__Postman__]

Eeehhhhheeeehhhhh

[if i order a 20 piece nugget and you give @me_one_sauce]

DO THE MATHHHHH

[Hi Welcome @To_Pizza_Hut]

Let me guess, pizza?