Morris Compost Pile

Please tweet at or direct message me with any questions, comments, or concerns about compost or the UMM compost system!

[Jellybean elle @LN_hoke36]

Me talking to a tour group: *twitching* see, Morris is GREAT; you can compost or recycle ANYTHING *tosses group into compost pile* IT'S FUN.

[Morris Compost Pile @ummcompostpile]

wanna know a good way to #resist the trump administration?

👉🏻 compost 👈🏻

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Avacadon't you dare put that biodegradable takeout container in the trash

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@grnbltbridge it may be because I don't have a brain but I'm having a hard time figuring out what the point trying to be made here is

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Please refrain from hiding your murder victims bodies in the compost. I am regulated by the MPCA and that would violate the rules

Thanks

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People are spreading rumors that I ate a recycling student worker and that is just not true, he got out faster than I could decompose him

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I've composted over 336,000 lbs of organics since 2012, that's 1,384x what Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson weights. What a small weak man.

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@WizofOzymandias the pile forgives but it does not forget

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@KathrynnTheRed *pukes in mouth*

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Please do not put your metal forks in me, they give me very bad indigestion and I do not have the money to buy tums

[Mrs. Grimley @MrsGrimley]

"Compost is cool!" -5th grader @UMMorris

[Morris Compost Pile @ummcompostpile]

Some of my favorite snacks are banana peels, tea bags, and pizza boxes. Please do not judge me just give me what I want

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The first step in composting is having a positive attitude!

The second is actually having something to compost