Erica Gustafson

God bless ummerica

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@Cuhhhmille No no. I hate it lol

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Okay someone’s gotta say it. I can’t stand this emoji: ❤️‍🔥

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@sonia_nigam Hahah I hate it

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Posted for the free swag lol

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#amazfit #upyourgame #triathlon !!

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This seems a bit much

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@_KatieAllan_ Hahaha I think you’re right.. I see no alternative here

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My Spotify hates me. Look at these suggested playlists… wtf hahaha

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The man sitting next to me on my flight asked me if I played a sport in college and when I asked why he said, “you have the voice of someone who played sports in college”

… what does that even mean?

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It’s 1:39pm and I just realized my fly has been down all day. Return to office is going well, thank you for asking 👍🏼

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@Cuhhhmille 🥺🥺🥺

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brb sobbing 😭

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This one guy ghosted me so I (somewhat savagely) sent the below gif.

Turns out his dad had a heart attack and THAT my friends is when I knew I was going to hell…

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A guy last week asked if I was in a sorority in college… are we still doing that?

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Do men have any other personality traits besides being “tall”?

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My favorite pastime is smiling at dogs I pass on the street

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@_KatieAllan_ Oh dear god… people say that? 🥴

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

we’re really at the age where quality friendships hit different. it’s not about how long we’ve been friends anymore. it’s having intentional relationships that feeds us in a different way.

[Erica Gustafson @ummerica]

Does someone have a joke book I can gift to my family? They need some more content as the whole “Erica is single” humor is growing tired.

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever