kim jong ummi

heavy metal broke my #heart

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

What an app

[nate. @f_jxr_]

she never texted me again lol

[S🔆L @k2umoon]

Can’t wait to go on my long walk…much to discuss with myself and the trees

[neya 🌷 @lilybilysily]

"you handled it so well"

me at 3am:

[PAZ✨ @PazqalEriq]

To be loved is to be funded

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

Niggas start going to the gym and suddenly start calling chicken “protein”

[liz ☾ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @finnabindapitt]

i’m actually crying

[bel 🐛 @4419lk]

I knew the world has gone to shit when skipping an ad on apps started being a 3 part process

[Bean @HELIOARIA]

Palestinian Adults deserve to live too

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[Josh @arcdke4]

Kinda scared for 2027.
2+0+2+7 is 11. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 9 more nipples

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

"why do u have a gap in ur resume" idk why do u have a gap in ur staff. worry about that

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

next person to waste my fucking time is getting dipped in acid

[T E E ! 🐻 @sonotsoul]

Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

me rewatching my instagram stories for the 3rd time in the past hour

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

- reads from teleprompter
- immediately starts with October 7th
- still won’t call it a genocide
- says he doesn’t know enough about what’s happening
- makes no apology to Macklemore or addresses dropping him from the tour
- doesn’t mention where his donation will be going to
- doesn’t encourage anyone to donate
- won’t say Israel is the reason Gaza is suffering
- won’t say free Palestine
- only cries when he sees people showed up to the concert because that’s what he cares more about.

Fuck him.

[Miguela Alondra @tshepii]

Guurl. I especially hate when people don’t ATLEAST take their dishes to the back to rinse them off after eating at restaurants. Yall were raised by wolves.

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[ᘻᘿ sᴏ ˢᵒᵘᵖ 🇯🇵 @JAPANESEBLACK]

I’m sorry but imma die on this rock but him and his sister Willow are the most talented and creative nepo babies ever… like sorry!