Mia Carruthers

song/story/copywriter

[Mia Carruthers @ummiacarruthers]

But, @WeirdAlYankovic …Sting Ring of Fire? 🫶

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Gryffindor sun, Hufflepuff moon, Ravenclaw rising.

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

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@IPSYCare I haven’t received my bags in 3 months. Can you issue a refund or re-send these to the correct address?

[?st @questlove]

Can we FINNNNNNNALY stop talking about it?

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I don’t know about you, but I don’t care to know what makes Sonic, Sonic.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

There's something so satisfying about mini foods🤩

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@IsaacCharlton @phoebe_bridgers He also is known for being a bag of dicks, so..

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bariol designed by atipo. download regular & regular italic for free https://t.co/AfNeqGSsWk via @atipostudio

[J Λ M Ξ S @jamesglynn]

when you’re in an uber from the airport to a new city https://t.co/0bwjZNPUXg

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

Man this is hella creative on how to propose to someone.... son got in his bag .

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Alright. I’m coming back to Twitter. What’s still good here? Anything? Anyone? Bueller?

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@AskCapitalOne hi there! How do I access my access code?

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Quick question: what’s the bandaid etiquette at the pool? Cool if it stays on your body? Unsightly, period?

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@ryanfine2 👋

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Smizing like Tyra taught me!

Man, oh man. I feel so honored to be a part of #ifthesesleevescouldtalk | a campaign for the launch of romualdobespoke’s womenswear. They have been… https://t.co/yIQklHIi2y

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@Jiresell @BrianJSell @SeffEwing Classic 👌

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@AskCapitalOne I’ve made other deposits similar to this without a problem.. and there are no branches within 50 miles of me. 😢 any other way?

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@AskCapitalOne hi there! what is your policy on mobile deposit for checks that have been signed over to the account holder? My earlier deposit was rejected. Help?

[Mia Carruthers @ummiacarruthers]

Directing all of my love and energy towards the family, friends, collaborators, and fans of the poignant, Seth Hutchison (@owljohn). We lost a great artist today. If the music of @FRabbits has moved you, send a note of love to the band on this very difficult and dark day.