king joey 😏

"how fucking dare you? you're such an evil bitch. how spiteful and jealous are you? how fucking dare you? you crossed a major line with me..."

[king joey 😏 @ummitsjoey]

I'm at that point in my day where I know that my shoes untied but literally do not have the energy to bend over and tie it... #facts

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

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[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

not katy perry voting republican!! 🤔😒

[isaiah @IsaiahHembree]

Guys I got arrested last night for fighting a kid who called me faggot and hit me from behind lol.. naturally I beat his ass. Stand up for yourself kids we live in a scary world. Violence is never the answer but if comes down to it you better swing.

[king joey 😏 @ummitsjoey]

@taralynjoseph @JebiTheHutt @dakota_marra @katedlandau @patthemanager I have a bipolar spectrum mood disorder. No amount of talking is going to truly help make the violent swings stop, because it’s partially chemically based. Mental illnesses have physical symptoms whether seen or not.

[king joey 😏 @ummitsjoey]

@LissetteMarieTM @_Inkredible_ @globallybetanya Could NOT have said it better 👏🏻

[omar taweh عمر طاوع, MD @omariospizza]

I looooooove being the first guy a straight man hooks up with because it makes me their “first” and regardless of what happens to them during their life, they will always remember me. I love this kind of power play does this make me a sociopath?

[Niall Horan @NiallOfficial]

Trump kept saying in his chat with reporters that if there was an armed guard inside the synagogue that the “numbers” would have been a lot lower . The fact is if there was no guns at all , there wouldn’t have been a shooter in the first place. Get a grip

[peppa jack @Thee_Maxwell]

Stupid bitch really had to throw it into the ocean

[ᄅ @kelvenosegundo]

Disney heiress invites Kanye West to headquarters for a sit down.

[king joey 😏 @ummitsjoey]

#NewProfilePic

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Your sons are statistically more likely to be sexually assaulted than they are to be falsely accused of sexual assault

[makayla cunningham☕️ @_makaylaanne__]

well that escalated quickly

[Kimmy @kimmythepooh]

You’re 8 years old.
Your 3rd grade class orders chinese food & your father delivers it. You are so excited to see your pops in school. He’s your hero. But apparently other kids don’t think he’s so cool. They laugh at him and mimic his accent. You don’t want to be Chinese anymore.

[ally @missmayn]

There's been 32 days of peaceful protest outside the White House, but without twitter I wouldn't know they were happening. The 14 nazis who showed up in Charlottesville last week got weeks of breathless coverage. Journalists, do better.
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