Katie H

[Katie H @ummitskatie]

Unpopular opinion: I like to see your firework videos

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My timeline today

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Them: “If you dress your daughter in gender neutral clothes people might think she’s a boy.”
Me: “Oh no! They might treat her with dignity and respect.”

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@FanboyCristian Meanwhile in Orange County

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@DannyPellegrino It has to be Ellie Kemper

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PSA: California employers are legally required to tell you the pay range of your position if you ask.

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Do men really want monogrammed crystal whiskey glasses for Christmas?

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Am I the only one who cries during the Great British Bake-off finale where all the bakers hang out after the show? 🥹

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Girls are tweeting that the world isn’t ready for them to have access to Midnights like what are you gonna do Katie, caption a photo?

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@taylorswift13 Calling it now. Mastermind is the night you realized Kim recorded the call. ☎️

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@elonmusk So is being a dad. Where are your children??

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The feminine urge to buy several pairs of Chelsea boots on cyber Monday

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Where was cancel culture when Chris Brown hit Rihanna? Why are we still listening to him?

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Millennials walked in leggings so GenZ could do anything and everything in biker shorts and a sports bra.

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I will not be attending meetings today due to the emotional train wreck caused by The Best Day (Taylor’s Version).
Regards,
Katie

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Do you mess up your nails every time because you can’t sit still, or are you normal?

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When a loved one gets vaccinated you release so much anxiety you didn’t even realize you were holding.

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@chrissyteigen the measuring cup had lines every 2 oz, which is a quarter cup!

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Can we all agree to stop gender reveal parties? Not just for the social implications but literally explosives.

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When her top played song is “illicit affairs” 👀