Linds🖤🍂

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[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

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[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Happy 2nd anniversary to finding out I was pregnant with the most amazing human that’s ever existed 🥰

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

My fiancés cousin is missing and very missed by the whole family. If anyone knows anything, please say something. ❤️

[The AWARE Foundation @aware_the]

***MISSING*** The Asheville Police Department is requesting the public’s assistance in locating a missing 20-year-old male from Asheville, NC. Gabriel Focaracci was last seen on June 24th, 2022. He was supposed to go to a concert with some friends on June 26, but never showed up.

[Carla Cevasco, PhD @Cevasco_Carla]

You may be hearing the argument that before the rise of modern commercial infant formula, babies all ate breastmilk and everything was great. As a historian of infant feeding, let me tell you why that’s not true.

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Every morning I must fight the urge to play hookie and call into work because this baby gives the sweetest snuggles and I never want to move her

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Mhm yeah I’m fine lol

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

If you’re going to increase rent by 50% you may as well make the place worth it.

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Landlords that charge over $600 more in rent when the place is already psychically worth less than it originally went for deserve zero rights.
“You can try to negotiate but I’ll tell you now it won’t work.”
Thanks, you’re taking advantage of the fact that everyone needs housing.

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Lil early spring cleaning of the social medias feels so much better than I thought it would 🥰

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

In the full version of Mother Knows Best, Gothel mentions she nursed Rapunzel. Because the flower’s magic is meant to restore you to your youthful, healthy, prime, it must imply Mother Gothel once had a child of her own. In this essay I will

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Bless

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Find someone who looks at you like Brooke looks at squishmallow cows

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Seriously the cows are the only way I can make her smile for pictures

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

@gayasslovestory But hey if you see Evangelica in Walgreens up there 👀👀👀 let me know because literally my city said zero shipments of that and it’s a million dollars everywhere else

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

@gayasslovestory Hims too biggin ☹️ I have 5” Ronnie though!! I’m trying to keep the collection as small as possible and I just added 16” Colin and 12” calton 😭

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Nnnngeeee ghuuh

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

Brooke now thinks it’s funny to talk to me when she’s nursing. And she’s right. It’s very funny. God I love her and her silliness and how happy she is just to see me.

[Linds🖤🍂 @ummitslindsay]

The bond I have with this baby omg. She’s literally the most perfect creation ever. Beautiful and sweet and smart and strong. I can’t wait until she rules the world.