em (she/her)

give me the ants 🐜🐜

[em (she/her) @ummmily]

🎈🎈🎈

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

going to Petsmart and asking if they have the new cat

[beesviolets ⚢♡ MARRIED TO JACKIE TAYLOR @Cmhfan4life]

hi I made a flags for lesbians who like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[snarky @shamdrewhuss]

He asked me for a nude, I sent him a picture of this gay ass minion, he blocked me, and then I realized… he wanted a nude of my body and I, silly me, sent him one of my soul

[BG16 (COMMS OPEN) @BananaGuard_16]

"Counting or not counting gum violence?"

#adventuretime #fanart #kirkversary

[Alonso Teth-Sanchez @softdrinksucker]

@yourg0ldteeth I never fucked rhett I never fucked link

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I can’t make it My Grape is having surgery that Day

[i think @kutaiuranium]

i crush the alien

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

They peelin yo ass on bananatwt

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

teenage coughing and wheezing at camp my asthma

[sex favorable asexual @tsellefanning]

wearing a micro miniskirt on the subway.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The frog goes to the club, doesnt have fun, and gets sad because nobody noticed his little boots.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

bunnies🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇hehehe🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇yayy🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇yayy :)) 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Just found a piece #PuzzleTwt

[Phoebe🔥 @PradaOrSelene]

dentist said i gotta cut down on diet soda

[lenore 🌙🩸 @ouppyleni]

"mine" she whispers
"craft" i breathe

[em (she/her) @ummmily]

if i think too hard about 3D printers i get scared

[em (she/her) @ummmily]

one of

[em (she/her) @ummmily]

recommending young sheldon to my therapist