material girl

[Seets💫 @MamaSitaa__]

I still just cannot understand how the General Public has completely forgotten that there was a time when everybody wasn't sick all the time. Much less during the summer months.

[Tris @TripleStan]

A single bag of groceries is $80 and our politicians have the nerve to tell us we should be having babies….. a SINGLE bag of groceries = 4 hours of my life and that’s crazy

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

We are all making jokes yeah but he definitely 100% is dead and I don’t think anyone is understand how seriously insane that is that they are keeping that from the public and operating as if he’s making calls and renovating

[欣 🎱 @sainterosie]

The "wokest" man you know will still never gaf about women's abuse

[material girl @ummnoleave]

Call me a zoomer the way ive never opened a tab in my life

[Dion @2024dion]

my local bar has had it with zoomer culture

[*✩‧₊˚ luna (-4.6/20kg) @lunasiies]

hollister model yuri

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

They’re fortifying the White House, firing election officials, and demanding voter rolls from every state.

Probably nothing.

[material girl @ummnoleave]

Does this not describe every person ICE has killed??

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Yeah they just killed a random innocent guy

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if the government has the power to freeze your personal financial accounts simply because you express a political opinion that they do not like, then you are neither free nor living in a democracy.

[material girl @ummnoleave]

Look im against this purchase as much as the next person but I think yall are taking letterboxd a little too seriously

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

Surely a MOVIE STUDIO cannot be allowed to buy a platform for posting MOVIE REVIEWS

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Can we talk about the fact the senate majority leader of the United States fabricated an entire 20 minute conversation with a dead man and nothing will ever be done about it?

[material girl @ummnoleave]

Need Need NEED Nami and Vivi to kiss this season PLEASE i swear to god I'll do anything to make that happen

[Aqua💧 @aquarobinn]

I really appreciate how the One Piece live action keeps putting the cast in outfits straight from the manga.

It's such a nice touch!

[material girl @ummnoleave]

You can tell shes the problem bc every quote tweet she's responding like 20 times about how it cant possibly be her own fault.

I'd say keep trying but girl you are so mentally unwell I dont think therapy will ever work

[Justine Barron @jewstein3000]

Just tried my seventh therapist. During the 15 minute consult, I told her I was looking for someone who didn't make the session about themselves. She promised she would never do that.

First session, she's offended when I ask her not to talk about herself. I had to report this.

[material girl @ummnoleave]

At work we sometimes have tasks that are possible to do alone but way easier with two people so we always joke we're going to use the power of friendship to get those jobs done

[John Markley @johndrewmarkley]

The Power of Friendship is unironically the most important force in human military history, and has been ever since somebody thought, "what if instead of running around all over the place with our weapons we stood in some sort of line and protected each other."

[material girl @ummnoleave]

He knows. They usually do. He's doing it on purpose bc he gets off to it

[Ungrateful Adoptee @Ihateadoption]

Dude learn to read the body language. None of those girls want to talk to you, but they're afraid you'll murder them if they tell you so.

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[material girl @ummnoleave]

Pulled this move all the time back when I was a tutor

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

No i agree we are wasting our time trying to expand beauty standards when really we should be invested in depoliticising ugliness

[ella 🕸 @loneliest_star]

okay he can be crazy in peace forever if he keeps this up