Shelby

How’re you not hearing that? News flash, assh*le I've been hearing it the entire g*dd*mn time! Then why wouldn't you say something? Because I hate you!

[Shelby @ummshelby]

I’m participating in the NAMI walk to raise funds for mental healthcare to help those who need it most. Please visit this link if you feel the desire to donate https://t.co/bfh1YydeP7

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

6 members of the Supreme Court could fit on a submersible

[. @naledimashishi]

“Some of you are too comfortable dating men who never have any reason to check their emails”

I think about that one regularly

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

This would sound like some crazy tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy theory if you aren't paying attention to everything happening. Unfortunately, it makes perfect sense considering all the laws being jammed through across the country, how every right-wing outlet jumps on the same talking points, and how evangelical churches have become nothing more than breeding grounds for political extremists.

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

Millennial greycore is simply a traumatized reaction to our mother’s faux Tuscan style kitchens.

We crave minimalism because of all the damn chickens.

[D.Jackson @Jackson335i]

@vidsthatgohard I believe she’s the same ASL interpreter

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Duggar family on abortion
•2013: Abortion is “Baby Holocaust”
•2015: Rally against abortion!
•2020: March for Life!
•2023: “Due to complications we had a procedure to remove the baby & pretend it isn’t abortion.”

Healthcare for me but not for thee
https://t.co/Pn7VN1ZjCY

[shan @sapphicrogue]

tom holland having his answer a bit too prepared

[D🦇 @bluepantheress]

i was actually begging him to stop

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My mom’s 60-something friend was set up with a 67-year-old guy who is “not looking for anything serious” in case you think that ever ends

[Maureen Wanjiru @maureen_theo]

I just know the voices would win

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

We’re bringing back toe caps in 2023. The year of hot shiny toes is upon us.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

What’s left for a suburban teenager to do other than drugs at this point?

[elsa @mescavoy]

if they wanna talk about nepo babies, bring my man to the table as one of the panel because he has talked about it for more than a decade in many many interviews eventho he is friend with dozen of nepo babies and posh actors. im sure he has a lot to say

[Shelby @ummshelby]

Did People Used To Look Older? - YouTube https://t.co/tnAjlXeNFe

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

"if nurses aren't happy with their pay/working conditions, they can leave"

yes okay but here's where it gets interesting because we do not actually want them to do that

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

I captured a photo of a SUPERNOVA! This is the Crab Nebula, an outwardly expanding cloud created from a star that exploded in 1054AD (basically yesterday in a cosmic sense). The colorful display shows how varied the composition of this object is.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Right-wingers never do post-autopsy updates on their “died suddenly” anti-vax conspiracies. I check though. It’s something like this 99% of the time.