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Full-time writer and a part-time student

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i cant stand 2 mins of a podcast and this man listens to it bef sleeping like white noise wtf

[Überfrau @_TheSafia]

@CareemPAK I forgot my phone in the car and the guy ran away with it. It was turned off within minutes. I have no way to track him please resolve this asap.

Booking ID: 1840814662

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@CareemPAK got 0 quality control when it comes to captains. Today in the morning, my friend had her phone stolen. Luckily she had her location shared. Turns out the guy straight up went to a mobile mall for his quick buck.

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planning to adopt a raccoon for the memes

[Best Videos @10SECVIDEOS]

Social media Chiropractors be like

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i have started watching this anime which was released 24 years ago. The amount of time I have when i dont have any exams is truly terrifying

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im so grateful to be living in the same time as chicken nuggets its so sad to believe that people have lived without having them nuggs i am truly blessed

[kunty orbjärb @kuntyorbjarb]

Draco: “Father, may I-“
Lucius Malfoy:

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@nimskin7 Khud hogi dehydrated

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Told boi that im having a heart attack and he just asked me to drink water

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@nimskin7 this is why paki doctors are unreliable

[blyoof @blyoof]

This will forever be one of the most legendary scenes in anime

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roz roz ki slavery se tung agayi hun

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Wholesome

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this bitch rlly gave me his company's manufactured antidepressants so i can give reviews based on my past experience

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i have this unhealthy lipstick obsession that makes me wanna continuously buy lipsticks no matter how many I own, and im sure I'll go bankrupt at this pace