Umoru Ibrahim

online education | Marketing | Tech

[Umoru Ibrahim @umoruibm]

PSA:

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I don’t use PALM PAY

I don’t use OPAY

I don’t use MONIEPOINT

I don’t use any New generation Bank.

Facebook/Instagram has a lot of imposters pretending to be me please be careful

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@bruno_nwogu It’s a workout program for men over 40. I have been seeing their ads on YouTube

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Military calisthenics for men over 40 ads are HARDDD

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@FabrizioRomano @Olarotimi06 @David_Ornstein WTF are these signings ehnn? 😭 The mount Chelsea sold us has not amount to anything. This is the end

[Bruno | Einstein of Marketing @bruno_nwogu]

Get good. Get known.

It will solve 90% of your money problems

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One time, I had this malaria that paralyzed my legs. I couldn’t stand on both feet let alone walk.

I was scared for my life cuz omo, that would have been the end of fine bobo IB.

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GOALLLLLL

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Let’s go EGYPT!!!!!

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Let the spirit of Vozinha possessed this Egypt GK today oh Lord

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Let’s go EGYPT!!!!!

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This guy mentioned he spent 4 years establishing his business website. That’s laughable.

If he had gave it to @callmi_koko I bet the website would be ready sooner but nah he rather let “I know my worth” guys handle it.

[Abdulsamad @richtosho]

I can’t believe what i just watched

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Can you blame me huh? I be moving man

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@nestuge Interesting. Thank you for your response

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@nestuge you guys dumped paystack?

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@bruno_nwogu @nestuge Bought a course recently via nestuge and saw only Korapay during checkout

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Ronaldo and his Portugal army didn’t deserve to qualify. That team lacks cohesion,

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@hillary_odogwu You just dey hot. Shaa Dey carry fire extinguisher Dey waka now

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@thekenndubisi Una mouth no good for this app o

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And that is the end for Solomon Ronaldo

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Portugal should sack this their coach mehn. How are you not able keep possession with such quality midfield

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Bro! Haaland is a goal machine. What a player

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I met this guy at a friend’s wedding whose goal in life was to sleep with as many pretty women as possible. But he gave up at some point.

His reasons: “You can’t finish them. They’re too much.”

If you’re suffering from lust (not referring to OP), I pity you cuz you can never exhaust the supply. They’re like grains of sand, e choke mehn!

Pick one, focus on your purpose and leave the rest for God.

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

una no fit finish, make i just guide