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@arsenal || judgement shinpan||

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

ARSENAL PLEASEEEE

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

@slatterxj theyre so stupid man it’s incredible

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

what does berta even do⁉️

[Pys @CFCPys]

Chelsea have had a recent approach for Alex Scott rejected. Chelsea were willing to pay over £60m. (@JacobsBen @alex_crook)

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

can we stop penny pinching for fucks sake

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

- Arsenal maintain strong interest in Konsa. Lacroix interest cooled a while back after I reported it.
- The club also held interest in Jacobo Ramon but Como have no intention to sell given their UCL exploits
- Newcastle remain firm on their valuation of Bruno (80-85m minimum)
- Martinelli is for sale.
- Arsenal were told 80-100m gets it done for Morgan during May-June time. This was relayed to Berta via agents. Anderson deal changed Villa’s valuation completely. Thereafter, Arsenal verbally offered 80m. They were willing to go to 100m max but the valuation had changed because the Anderson and Tonali deals had dictated the market by this point. Morgan and his family were fully set on Arsenal. Face to face meeting with Mikel now reported via major journalists too.

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

market is finished but so are we

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

tears hes gone back to factory settings

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Arsenal and Aston Villa are engaging in club to club talks for the transfer of Morgan Rogers. Senior members from both clubs are in direct contact. Personal terms are no issue.

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

said a whole bunch of nothing, they replaced our Itk with chatgpt fairs

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Julian Alvarez

- From my last update, every single point still remains true
- Arteta sees Julian as a major marquee transformational signing
- There are direct fresh contacts between the ownership at Arsenal and Atleti regarding a possible transfer. There is still a gap in the valuation of the Argentine. Story with @LucaBendoni
- Again, respect to every journalist and their work, but I remain adamant that the player is open to a move to North London IF his dream move to Barca fails
- Atleti remain adamant they will not sell to Barca but my understanding is Barca will engage in talks for one final attempt post World Cup.
- A deal remains difficult but it has not deterred Arsenal from trying to position themselves for an opportunity to sign a top tier forward should Atleti sanction a sale.
- Berta is currently in the capital of Madrid with his family. One source said he has also taken the opportunity to meet with Atleti officials directly but I am waiting on further confirmation on this.

Bruno G

- My understanding is club to club talks have NOT taken place except a phone call from Newcastle asking Arsenal about their stance, which didn’t clarify anything between the parties.
- Berta is still wanting Kia to handle all the negotiations until / if a fair valuation can be reached between BOTH parties.
- Newcastle are aiming to secure a fee within the £80-£85m range as a minimum
- Bruno is fully sold on the project and is awaiting his agents and Kia to handle the situation respectfully.

Rogers

- Currently I am not obliged to update on this current file, when I can I will be sure to explain things in detail.
- People at Arsenal maintain he is the top target for the winger / central attacker role
- For now, all I can say is Spurs showed some interest but as of today Morgan’s focus is Arsenal if a deal can be agreed

Others

- I saw reports about the UAE interest in Norgaard, my understanding is that the player wants to stay in London for at least another year if he is able to.
- I also asked contacts at Fenerebace about Jesus who say currently there is no major interest as of TODAY.
- People around the Tzolis deal on both sides expect it to progress soon.

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

these guys arent even negotiating theyre just paying up the asking price and ruining the market for the rest of us fuck off

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Man City pushing hard for Ayyoub Bouaddi from Lille. High among 18yo’s suitors (#PSG not in contention) & while others favour season on loan at #LOSC, #MCFC would integrate now. Price ~€100m + Morocco int’l expected to make decision soon @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/W4oq8mi9RD

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

bro hes worse than kepa what are we doing

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Illan Meslier to Arsenal, here we go! Medical already done and deal sealed with former Leeds United goalkeeper.

Contract also signed after medical done in London on Tuesday.

Meslier said yes to #AFC project, as @gunnerblog reported.

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

if we dont sign both rogers and barcola this would be a worthless deal

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Besiktas have agreed a €20million deal with Arsenal to sign Leandro Trossard.

Trossard only has one year left on his Arsenal contract, after agreeing new terms in August 2025 that granted the forward a significant pay rise but did not extend his stay at the Emirates beyond the already-set expiry of 2027.

Full story from @gunnerblog and Adam Leventhal ⬇️

https://t.co/qYkIGSbaqH

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

can netflix PLEASE FUCK OFF

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Persona' live-action TV series is in development at Netflix 📺

(via @Variety)

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

@ceLowastaken im a visionary its normal 👍

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

@Jeff_george23 they think cuz they stole a few points off us from time to time theyre somehow allowed to chat to us lol

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

crying idk why aston villa and newcastle think theyre big boys

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

Stick a £25m bid in for Rice @NUFC

#NUFC

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

itll go from this to “we robbed you of millions” after we get what we want

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

this is a horrible decision 😭

[HYPERMYST @HYPERMYSTx]

Turbocharger has been added to Nemesis

• Requires 600 points to unlock

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

@Jeff_george23 i swear i thought i blocked that account months ago theyre all a bunch of pussies

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

idc if we spend 400m on attackers alone i want b2b titles we’re not stoke city we have money lol

[LE GROVE @LeGrove]

Finding out that Aston Villa owes a 20% sell-on clause for Morgan Rogers changes my view of where the fee is going. They have to rebuild this summer. £67m of £85m for 26 G&A + a player who can give you 4000 minutes is a big risk. It looks like a £100m transfer. Quite a premium.

[um✘r ☻❕ @umrx17]

selling a player we haven’t officially signed average twitter user

[Лайк! 🔻 @_Ventfull_]

Probably should sell Hincapie sooner than people think