joe

pretty ia right now but i am still active once a day on @dailybschwartz! she/her:)

[joe @umslamps]

if we dont get another polygon interview im going to sob

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Sonic International press day 1 in the books. James and I dressed in the colors of the ocean and there were bits a plenty. We are getting real close to premiere day! #SonicMovie2

[joe @umslamps]

@rejectedjokes BEN! what’s your favourite song right now?

[joe @umslamps]

@rejectedjokes toronto was the best show i have ever seen … canada loves you please please come back asap

[joe @umslamps]

@rejectedjokes BEN! what’s an older movie you’ve rewatched and realized it’s just as good now as it was years ago?

[joe @umslamps]

BEN IS A DAD? AM I GOING CRAZY? CONGRATS TO THEM!

[joe @umslamps]

no fucking way

[joe @umslamps]

BEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY OH MY GOD !!

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

@stephanie_malek @BadDogTheatre I unfortunately won't have time to jump in BUT I will be coming to Toronto to do ben schwartz and friends. Been trying to reschedule that show I missed last year for a long time and finally figured it all out.

[joe @umslamps]

@aftrprties you are so right

[joe @umslamps]

@rejectedjokes - the darjeeling limited
- the big short
- hot rod
- juno

so many more …

[joe @umslamps]

anyways here is a tomgreg edit i made hope you are all doing well :)

[joe @umslamps]

@rejectedjokes oh wow! ty! hope you’re doing well!

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Thank you Chicago. We had so much fun performing for all 3600 of you. Thanks to the incredible improvisers who joined me & killed it @captdope @drewtarver & Jess McKenna and THANK YOU TO ALL OF THE FANS! To sell out a venue like this for long form improv still blows my mind.❤️

[joe @umslamps]

@itsyaspertime @rejectedjokes @SamRichardson @chrizmillr AAAAAA I LOVE IT SM

[cece @itsyaspertime]

#YASPERANIQ ehhh I’d give you like a three

comedic duo of the year

@rejectedjokes @SamRichardson @chrizmillr

[rebekah @aftrprties]

IT'S HIS FOCKING BIRTHDAY

[joe @umslamps]

BEN SCHWARTZ BIRTHDAY HOW IS BENNATION FEELING ?????

[joe @umslamps]

@itsyaspertime @rejectedjokes I LOOOOOVE IT SAKAKALLKSNSNWNDNAN

[cece @itsyaspertime]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @rejectedjokes !! 🎉🎉🎉 I honestly don’t know what to say except thank you for being you - for helping not only me, but so many others by making us laugh and cry, at our best and worst of times. Have an incredible freaking day

- Cece 🫶

[alexandra @ternhavens]

not the plot of succession being real