UMass Theatre Guild

The UMTG is a volunteer organization committed to facilitating student-run, theatre-oriented experiences for the 5-College area

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omw to buy harvest (i have $1000 of meal swipes left)

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i want to do one of those newborn photoshoots..im only 245 months

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missing guild so bad rn

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#finalsweek

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“there’s nowhere you can go to shake ur ass anymore” - our chairperson

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“wow! i can’t wait for guild clean up” i said with joys

i was then shot 57 times

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if being the funniest guy you know was a crime they’d have to lock me up (my twt login has been threatened again)

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"can we please have one more gbm” i asks

"fuck you," says the umass theatre guild, who was actually the fuck you guy

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wasn’t gonna drink tn but im missing guild like a mofo

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blackbox sized. perfect for our shows!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

What in the world would yall use this space for🤣

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what the firebringer fart thro is feeling like. ah. refreshing.

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the return of smelly balls

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when the weekly newsletter comes in

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tgif

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coffeehouse tmrw

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sorry chairperson, i didn’t mean to send you that sticker of you as balloony

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on the way to gbm (im late)

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less than an hour til gbm and i haven’t gotten dressed yet

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@GreenoSubShop we love you greeno 😘😘😉

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why don’t more people follow us

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guys we witttttawally have a gbm today