tylee

one bad gloop and she do what i yoinky two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy

[moesha @yunclesage]

I'll watch love island when they have a fly fat nigga on there

[evil elly @laffodiI]

why do you want to know me what will you do with the evidence

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when i die take a goated 0.5 of my casket, put it on low exposure and post it on my ig

[rina @kitt_y]

im playing hard to want

[tylee @umtylee]

frontal lobe developed last month and now i’m addicted to #mint tea

[han @heymorewords]

whatever you thought i already thinked it

[tylee @umtylee]

they’re calling it the riskiest hat purchase of all time

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

bouta step out

[tylee @umtylee]

the world looks different after you walk out of those automatic doors

[tylee @umtylee]

sometimes you just need to spend 3 hours at a tj maxx with your 40 year old coworker

[tylee @umtylee]

finding that this also applies to honey crisp apples sans the salt and pepper

[tylee @umtylee]

a tomato from whole foods has healing properties. especially with a little salt and pepper

[tylee @umtylee]

a tomato from whole foods has healing properties. especially with a little salt and pepper

[trevy @chillextremist]

I had a friend back in 2010 who swore he’d teach me how to dougie and he fucking died

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Doctor says I have 4 hp

[Ian @ianfluencer]

Showing up chopped as an act of resistance

[tylee @umtylee]

you think you’re so jeff winger ..

[Sean @panoptisean]

Food belongs in your belly. Not in the toilet. #StopPoop

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Onetime I did so much coke I remembered my middle school locker combination

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

stop drinking beers with queers and come smoke sativa with a diva