sam

🌱 | she/her

[WH @hastifliche]

come through, man. we're hanging out in a seemingly boundless grove of pomegranate trees. it's always dusk here. I have forgotten almost every detail of my past

[sam @un_becoming]

@genevieveew i miss you!!! 🥹

[sam @un_becoming]

*goes backpacking once* i am strong and capable, i am attuned with nature, i did not scream when a fish touched me while i was swimming

[sam @un_becoming]

summer break means playing ranch hand 😎🦄

[sam @un_becoming]

@brianmcdinosaur @edmphobia i love this!! and i hope you treated yourself to a magical banana split after your workout just like these puppies 😂

[sam @un_becoming]

@brianmcdinosaur Is this the one that’s lined with plaid flannel??? I had it in navy and I miss it so much 🥲

[sam @un_becoming]

the children and their germs have stolen another holiday weekend from me with only 12 workdays to go. i am in hell

[sam @un_becoming]

@nicebigdog congratulations haley!!!! i am so excited for you two 🥲❤️

[lethally blonde @edmphobia]

when I say I got that dawg in me this is what I mean

[sam @un_becoming]

i regret to inform you all that i have finally, after many years and with the sequel impending, beat the yiga clan

[sam @un_becoming]

a few weeks ago i finally convinced greg to try a luxurious bath with candles, scents, etc. folks……i have created a monster. a monster that won’t stop luxuriating in a weeknight bath

[sam @un_becoming]

@genevieveew you are a LEGEND!!!!

[sam @un_becoming]

thoughts on new succession: please stop showing me this beautiful woman because i am 2 seconds from getting a haircut that i will absolutely, categorically regret

[sam @un_becoming]

@nicebigdog CONGRATS!!!! 😭🙌🏻❤️🍾

[Micki Cordova @BionicMicki]

The Lloyd Center 😍😍😍

[sam @un_becoming]

@genevieveew omfg 😭🙌🏻

[sam @un_becoming]

they called it early folks - tomorrow is my first official snow day as an educator!!! ☃️🙌🏻❄️🍾

[sam @un_becoming]

you can tell i grew up in portland because i am incapable of working when i can see snow falling outside. third grade, thirty years old, what’s the difference

[sam @un_becoming]

out in the small town i work in, everybody was driving SO well in the snow. truly A+ work from all involved. as i got closer to portland, the snow decreased and the shit driving SHARPLY increased

[sam @un_becoming]

i am sick for the 103rd time this school year. please send thoughts and prayers. every lymph node in my dumb head is the size of a grape