We own the trains, you know! Wonderful contraptions that they are. That's the beauty of a laissez-faire economics system! We're everywhere, anywhere, in every way. Go step in front of that train! Our conductors are trained and our senator's pockets are lined.
@FAIRFAX_ADPR What was that? I wasn't listening, I was too busy wallowing in despair. Maybe I will do it. Maybe I might just throw myself infront of a train and declare it fairfax's fault.
@UN_KlLLABLE Wanted dead, wanted aliveβ you got bones and a soul, don't you? Ever consider a future in becoming part of the very lifeblood that fuels our products?
Huh. That sounded better on paper. We here at Fairfax do no encourage that you commit some form of suicide.
@UN_KlLLABLE Wanted dead, wanted aliveβ you got bones and a soul, don't you? Ever consider a future in becoming part of the very lifeblood that fuels our products?
Huh. That sounded better on paper. We here at Fairfax do no encourage that you commit some form of suicide.
@FAIRFAX_ADPR Please do enlighten me, where exactly do you expect me to get a job when I'm wanted dead? If you answer "fairfax" I will strike you down.