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i love ricktory and kal, ok? ok.
mlm

[moonie @megumoonie]

megumi crying during sex pleasseeeeee god

[1NT0X1CAT10N 🔞🦈🍃🌈 @1NT0X1CAT10N]

I think those videos of people masturbating in bed and just pissing the bed so they can keep going or pissing off the side so they don't get their bed wet is really hot

[steak @communicat1022]

Killer: Hi

Me: hi idiot

Killing: Hi are you bald or going to murder you family and eat their pussy

Me: ok are you a joke

Killer: Idiot pig horomone is

Me: No i not

Killer: I can small your head ugly smelling round dirt fingi boy

Me: ok you are pennymise 🤡

Killer🤡hi

[𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎🔞 @taboofiction]

peter confesses to frank about what kind of relationship he had with tony. but instead of getting alarmed at the obvious case of grooming, an immense wave of jelousy and possessiveness washes over frank. it should've been him

[Hato @drgm_0]

mi gordito ♡

[shostar 💫 @rickortygay]

getting absolutely hard at the thought of rickorty being so shameless in their desire for each other that they just do weird high tension flirting and like teasing in front of the rest of the family who are just so fed up at this point

[Glasses Morty @Fthatweaknoise]

Took the drugs that make you fuck your grandson #rickorty I made this when I was high

[paulina @sukunanism]

Sasuke definitely gags on it he isn’t a throat goat sorry

[જ⁀➴ 𝔐𝔦𝔰𝔞 𝔬𝔣 𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡𝔱𝔴𝔱 ᝰ.ᐟ @itzr_robin]

HE WRAPPED IT IN A FUCKING GUM WRAPPER 😭 #drugtwt

[dude @tradboiwife]

what happened to just saying "sorry guys had a bad game"

[Fer • Conjure 🜃 @satanadomina]

Se a ia fosse tão avançada quando eu era criança como é hoje eu facilmente teria entrado em psicose e me matado pq olha essa porra pqp

[🔞jawbreaker72🔞 @jawbreaker2772]

can’t piece together the words, can’t figure out why his dad’s hurting him and sweet-talking him at the same time

[𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎🔞 @taboofiction]

i better not see ANYONE have peter calling frank "daddy"......

he should be calling him "dad" instead, that's hotter

[SushiiCat✨🍉 @Scarlet_Rose025]

Gm

[Pup Tamer @Pupswelcome]

I know you didn't /think/ you wanted to be my puppy, but look how far you've come! Wearing your ears, collar and tail willingly. Curled up in my lap, sucking on my fingers. I'm so glad I don't have to hurt you anymore puppy. You're never leaving, huh pup?

[☆ Azazel ☆🌙 @Cr1msonMoonrise]

Omega dad and his alpha sons who keep trying to mate with him... they're too little to knot him, but they try their best

[(𓏼´꒳`𓏼) @pissingshota]

someone who wasn’t scared to 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 him. he really wanted it. he wanted to remember the firm hands, the burns that never scared, he wanted to feel the blisters again.

he hates that he gets these thoughts, he’s happy. he’s safe. he’s in love. he should be glad.