full time dak

tutant meenage neetle teetles // isu

[full time dak @unbeLEEvable_]

"In life, choose the people that choose you."

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

[Genius @Genius]

i am a sinner who's probably gonna sin again

[full time dak @unbeLEEvable_]

trust my gut? you mean the thing that can't tolerate gluten??

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I have gotten the vaccine, the booster, the flu shot, and also actual covid. So legally I think nothing should be allowed to happen to me now

[Larry @TalentLacking]

"dude" "guy" and "my man" are all unisex in my vocab

[Rep. Stacey Plaskett @StaceyPlaskett]

I’m in a safe location we’re good
Y’all know this is insurrection and terrorism right?

[full time dak @unbeLEEvable_]

really don't know why this is a thing but I'm not upset tbh

[Quackity 2 @quackity4k]

ive become so dependent on goldfish crackers im not even kidding if i don’t eat them i will die

[dream @dreamwastaken]

apple juice is much better than orange juice

[full time dak @unbeLEEvable_]

the things I would do to eat a snack wrap from @McDonalds right now..

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Call of Booty, great game

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Beau Biden was not a loser.