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@tedcruz You couldn’t even defend your own wife

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Have you lost your fucking mind @MIAuniverse? He incited an insurrection. The fact that he is still commander-in-chief is appalling. You and @Snowden can go shove your self-important opinions up your dumb asses

[M.I.A. ⊕ II II II @MIAuniverse]

if they shut down their own president. What does it mean to the world leaders anywhere else in the world ? What does it mean to America.

Welcome to 2021. 7 days in.

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Excuse me but WTF is up with this “may” bullshit? Do your job @SpeakerPelosi! Impeach now!

[NPR @NPR]

JUST IN: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi also says the 25th Amendment should be invoked to remove President Trump from office — and if it isn't, "Congress may be prepared to move forward with impeachment.”

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@NBCNews Shamefully bad judgment to reward the infectious crybaby @realDonaldTrump who was too cowardly to debate @JoeBiden under safe conditions. #boycottNBC #BoycottNBCNews

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All credit to @jessdujour for pointing out the uncanny resemblance to the current situation at the White House

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And the stones to use ‘em!

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Why yes! Everyone who takes @Limbaugh seriously should absolutely adapt and make like the #DonnerParty!

[zombie bird watcher @unbidden]

@monteiro A lynching of Karens

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What @mattgaetz is saying is that he knows the pain of spending hours warming up Karen with a marathon of her fave Honey Boo Boo reruns, and then being interrupted just as he's about to go in for the kill
#netflixAndNotChill

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

In Joe Biden’s America your job is illegal, you are locked in your home, borders don’t exist, MS-13 lives next door and the police aren’t coming when the mob arrives.

This is all of us.

[zombie bird watcher @unbidden]

❤️ watching #NancytheRipper tear @realDonaldTrump a new one over and over again

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Weather hppns. 2 AM flights cancelled. Get rebkd on standby for later flight which has open seats. By PM flight time, instead of holding for standbys @united (over)sells remaining seats, and all standbys screwed & not leaving till tomorrow #unitedSucks #shittyCustomerService

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Seeing as how @realDonaldTrump did nothing for us during the Vietnam War, should we just hand him off to the bloodthirsty Turkish goons? #askingForAFriend

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Errand-Boy-in-Chief @RudyGiuliani is going to be so popular in Da Big House!

[zombie bird watcher @unbidden]

🍑 @realDonaldTrump

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. @BestWesternGB
the operators at the Maitrise Maida Vale are crooks! On Wednesday refused to honor my reservation made thru Hotels & for others made thru Bookings. And now they have the gall to charge me for the room they did not provide

[zombie bird watcher @unbidden]

Sold 2 @axs tix to the SF @GogolBordello show thru @stubhub. Buyer received the tix but stubhub screwed up tracking of the transaction so ‘cancelled’ it, charged me an admin fee, so now I don’t have the tix and @TeamStubHub #fails to respond to my email request for help. WTF?!?!

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I would much rather live in #baltimore than in a tacky @realDonaldTrump shithole for which he screwed the construction crew

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@piersmorgan You mean his horseshit is contagious and you just scarfed it up

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@LindseyGrahamSC Well, it started with the treasonous actions of a thuggish buffoon whose ass you seem determined to keep wiping. 💩🧻

[zombie bird watcher @unbidden]

@realDonaldTrump So you could kiss his dumb ass; and vice versa?