Thinks Alfred E. Neuman is a Plutocrat

Welp, it sure was something while it lasted...

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@elonmusk Baby Hitler?

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@elonmusk @AdamLowisz Sounds like you were totally physically prepared to do that 💀

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@elonmusk If you think there are clear limitations on what it means to “protect national security” or on how you define “liberty,” then I ask you to be clear about how we deal with things like non-point source pollution and trade with countries that don’t support child labor laws.

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@AnnCoulter @ComfortablySmug They’re eating the pets

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@thomyorke how much Moonage Daydream is in Polyethylene part 2?

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@laurenboebert And we have middle schoolers as representatives. Great.

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@besttrousers I’m more of a Schrödinger’s economy kind of guy

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@VertigoWarrior @elonmusk Did you do this a few separate times or just once for each prompt? Because the responses are probabilistically generated, you will get different responses each time, and they may vary to some degree.

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@elonmusk Bruh, this is misleading. Don’t act dumb.

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Anyone else seen the D in the @Disney logo as a backward G their entire lives?

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@elonmusk Imagine, someone trying to help you from being an asshole.

Sorry, I meant, animal bugger.

I didn’t intend to be insensitive to orfices.

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If you want people to come back to the office, build childcare into the office environment. Don’t create some false separation between the family and “work-life” — lean into it. The two have and always will be deeply intertwined.

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

The office is about to enter its experimental phase https://t.co/zEguDKFtYq

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@RepMikeCollins The fact you don’t appreciate how funny this tweet is might be the whole joke

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We are not a kind and hospitable species, despite what we tell ourselves.

The choice to be kind and hospitable requires some supreme destruction of our personal ideologies.

But, ideology is not something of which people can readily choose to release themselves.

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@elonmusk Wow, Wyoming is super sparsely populated.

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@elonmusk the alignment of the top nav items in notifications is crap

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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@jordanbpeterson Not sure why you’re subjecting twitter to your poetry class assignment

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@ZeekArkham Huh, imagine living with an entire cohort of people who desire a more psychologically safe reality.

You’re right, sounds like it would suck royally.

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@MattWalshBlog ^only guy panicking