Bean Ryan

I am Paul Ryan's unborn bean.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@jonfavs Still willing to defend a RAPIST, moron?

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@Chirag_Nijjer you "talk with your hands" WAY too much in Food That Built America. That much gesticulating makes you seem like you don't know what you're talking about. It's lame and distracting.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@DIRECTV hey jerks, @TBSnetwork (east/west) is blacked out in Los Angeles, mislabeled as a local sports event. I pay over $2700 per year for DirecTV, I expect no channels to NOT be blacked out by mistake. Your call center is closed, the AI idiot on the phone can't help.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@brieannafrank Hey "journalist," the LAFD firefighters are not trying to "distinguish" the Boyle Heights fire. They are trying to EXTINGUISH it. Are you saying they're trying to give the fire an award? Maybe you should just use AI to write your articles. SMH... @USATODAY

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@SpenceRogers @RonDeSantis @timothyyouell How does the Reflecting Pool look now, genius?

Green algae? Check!

Peeling blue paint? CHECK!!!

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@RonDeSantis Hey Mr Elevator Cowboy Boots, the water in the Reflecting Pool is now green with algae AND the blue paint is peeling.

How's YOUR credibility doing?

Still willing to squander it on a loser like Donny "Little Hands" Trump?

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@codydsargent @washingtonpost @EarthCam Now the water is green with algae AND the blue paint is peeling.

Care to comment now, jerkface?

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@TrumpWarRoom @washingtonpost Wow, this comment didn't age well, dickbags!

Now the water is both green AND blue. Too bad the blue is from peeling paint.

Care to comment, toadies?

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@bambinemo79 Fucking liar. Using a tragic death to post SPAM links. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@meredithllee @Reporter_Mia Hey "journalists," Matt Gaetz was nominated for Attorney General, NOT FBI Director, like you stupidly wrote: https://t.co/CO1ysJH5Dg via @politico

Just use AI to write your articles from now on, Dumbasses.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@alexa_stjohn your AP article on e-waste does not explain that recycling pollutes poor countries. The 5th largest recycler, India, recycles 95% of e-waste by burning w/ wood in open pits or dissolving in toxic acid. That pollutes water, soil, air. You failed here, badly.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@LadyFal52646845 @LeadingReport Sure, because Donald Trump knows that... He's a known philanderer and misogynistic.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@HISTORY I just rewatched The Food That Built America: Coffee and counted 14 "b-roll" shots of people enjoying coffee (usually with their hands "hugging" the mug) and ALL 14 of those shots featured women. Not a SINGLE b-roll shot featured a MAN drinking coffee. Do better!

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@davidkli hey "journalist," in your article for @NBCNews on a house cleaner who was killed going to the wrong house, you wrote "prevent or terminate an awful entry." I'm pretty sure you meant "unlawful entry," genius.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@KURUFootwear Your Kuru Guru commercials making fun of old people are horribly ignorant and hateful. I cannot believe your ad execs throught this was a good idea. @AARP

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@Author_Noah001 @newrepublic
Just FYI, xylitol is not an artificial sweetener, it is a sugar alcohol which naturally occurs in strawberries, mushrooms and birch trees. It is a "natural" substance.

https://t.co/ljN7OZJaUO

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@TaylorArdrey hey "journalist," you don't distinguish a fire, you EXtinguish it. LMAO. Maybe use ChatGPT next time... @USATODAY

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@4029news Yep, that's a psychopath right there.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@KOLO8 hey, if your "journalist" Kevin Sheridan is going to use abbreviations like GSR in his reporting, he should at least ONCE explain what it means. I'm pretty sure that's taught in Journalism 101.

[Bean Ryan @UnbornBeanRyan]

@edieocre Hey "journalist," your article re: Trump's budget has this glaring error: "The (CTFB)’s dynamic estimate suggests that, with interest, the bill will add a whopping $4 million to the deficit." That's 4 TRILLION, you idiot. @newrepublic You're dumb.