michael: see chidi, this is why no one likes uncle pussy professors
chidi: what are you talking about
eleanor: chidi don't play dumb you know what this is about
chidi: what the uncle pushy are any of you talking about
George: The girl I went out with last night had unc pussy!
Kramer: Ohhh there's no coming back from unc pussy
Elaine: What's unc pussy? Do I have unc pussy?
Kramer: If you have to ask if you have unc pussy, you don't have unc pussy
Jerry: Actually it's ephebophile