Uncanny X-Bot

Plot summaries for X-Men comics that don't exist. At least not on Earth 616. Created by @atduskgreg. Inspired by @xplainthexmen.

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Battle of the X-Men #124 | Deadpool hangs with various unnamed Aryan residents of San Diego.

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X #6 | At a bar, where Avalanche, the Blob and Surge are having a bad condition that they need him to shove the demon claiming to be afraid

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A+X Alpha #28 | Scott gazes away, thinking of the stars and super heroes, and asks where Spider-Man went.

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X-Men Young Vol.18 | Magneto warns Charles not to worry but in the background he seems to have been laying waste to the X-Men.

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X-Men: Vol.178 | As usual Claremont is starting from an insane premise, however logically the team go busking in Greenwich Village.

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Twelve Vol.119 | Avengers could be heroes, but Fury declines the offer saying that he saw Cannonball as the pogo-plane.

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Wolverine: #55 | Doom ensures that young mutant named Logan and his fiancé are also frozen.

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First Mutant New #78 | Wolverine tells his overlords to become vulnerable for the cause of science.

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Magneto #69 | Logan says to the Samurai, mutant blood is thicker than his own.

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X-Men X-Men X-Men Annual 140 | Warren tosses the hunk of debris. Rogue attempted to re-metabolize her calcified extrusions, yet.

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Academy X New Vol.18 | Charles Xavier warns them that they’ll always be targets, even babies who never did learn, either to keep moving.

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X-Factor Annual 184 | Something smells wrong in Madripoor.

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X-Men: Academy #0 | Reed Richards uses the death of Peter Parker to bring death and destruction to his own brain.

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X-Men Wolverine: Weapon X #147| This joke mainly originated as criticism of Deadpool by co-creator Rob Liefeld who created X-Force.

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Mutants New X-Men: #103 | Everybody’s wet.

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Legacy X-Men: Vol.75 | The book is finally dealing with the version of Scott that was a star quarterback at school.

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Class Vol.2 | Whenever people complain to you about modern comics making trivial continuity errors, remember - Stan Lee.

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Operation: Zero Tolerance #60 | Martha Stewart has nothing to be gained by yelling at the meeting room of a child prodigy.

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Cable Storm Ultimate Comics Annual 127 | Jean Grey was totally hot, Rockslide announces.

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Deadly Genesis Endangered Species #177 | Blastaar isn't dead just because he's, you know, dead: Blastaar's basic energy was -- evil!