carys

i am terrified for the day that people find my twitter

[carys @uncarysmatic]

twitter for ipad 😻😻😻😻

[Ben @bentolate]

the first victim of cancel culture

[carys @uncarysmatic]

i love watching gay men wrestle

[carys @uncarysmatic]

hey so fuck everyone that got hayley williams tickets

[carys @uncarysmatic]

uni is writing an essay exploring gender through the character of troy bolton, with no research to back up the bullshit i'm spouting

[paty 🇪🇸🇦🇷 🇮🇶 @_midwicket]

skinny jeans were never ugly on women. the only reason they got hate is because men wore them and exposed their horrendous leg shapes.

[eve @csiirac]

9/11 for closeted homosexuals

[༒︎ 𓆩✧𓆪 @woeshy]

uni friendships:

[carys @uncarysmatic]

at least they didn't say eat courgette

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

walkin down bold street with a jabba like am the fella from the verve

[carys @uncarysmatic]

de-icer is actually magical, i thought the only option was to struggle

[carys @uncarysmatic]

who the FUCK is wearing mugler angel at 8:45 am on public transport

[carys @uncarysmatic]

happy rapture day to those who celebrate

[carys @uncarysmatic]

everyone seeing los camp at green man i am jealous

[ali @alicovet]

how unemployed do u have to be to log every movie you watch on an app

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Silentó, most known for his song/dance ‘Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae)’, has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for killing his cousin.

[carys @uncarysmatic]

i am my own biggest fan

[carys @uncarysmatic]

just wrote an essay in 2 hours, i'm either a genius or really fucking stupid

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

“Now cheat on your wife with a teenager”