UNCMJSchoolProbs

Because you were probably afraid to say this from your professional account. #MJSchoolProbs

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Reminder: @UNCHussman paid this man to come speak and pretended it wasn’t at all problematic. Good times.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Tucker: "Why do I care what is going on in the conflict between Ukraine and Russia? I'm serious. Why shouldn't I root for Russia? Which by the way I am."

[Lego Grad Student @legogradstudent]

My three key pieces of advice for new grad students:
1. Do not freak out.
2. If you do freak out, know that almost everyone else is freaking out too.
3. Find others that are willing to freak out (in a healthy and not emotionally toxic way) with you.

[Ash @ash_e_mills]

Love how one of my top recommendations on Amazon is the 2018 AP Stylebook

[Katia Martinez @katiamartinez10]

“ ‘I Love Mess’ - Marie Kondo” - Carol Folt

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Girl’s a glutton for punishment.

Pro-tip: Make sure someone covers speed limits with her at orientation!

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Carol L. Folt, the recently departed chancellor of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, will be the next president of USC, a choice underscoring the university’s desire to turn the page on myriad scandals that have defined it in recent years. https://t.co/UzBaZveOtT

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Lol @ UNC admins who wish this were true though.

[Bobby Blanchard 🌈 @bobbycblanchard]

👏 STUDENT 👏 NEWSPAPERS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 YOUR 👏 PR 👏 DEPARTMENTS 👏

[Maddy Will @madeline_will]

UNC and Duke are facing off tonight, but so are @dailytarheel and @DukeChronicle! The two student newspapers are at the tail end of a fundraising challenge, and Dook is in the lead by just over $100. Tar Heels, let's fix this!! https://t.co/bPfI5Ux9sq

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

@chrisjvargo Oh yes, the woman who issued guidance during a state of emergency due to a hurricane that employers could still fire employees who did not show up for work. Definitely trust her to put safety first.

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Last time Obama was on campus, we needed medics because people were passing out in the heat. Now people are out here trying to injure themselves based on just a rumor that Obama is on campus.

We’re like 2 years away from the name Obama sending us into cardiac arrest.

[Emily Lawson @emily_lawson_23]

UNC wildin out for Obama and Sasha 👀 (feat. girl who almost eats it)

[Mary Tyler March @mtmarch]

definitely not the one by the dean’s suite with the GATE

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Someone please tell me what elevator you think they would use to give Obama a tour of Carroll. The secret service would absolutely not let him into one of those death traps.

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

God you amateurs. If you wanted Sasha to actually come to UNC, you can’t be chasing her and her dad around based on some tweets.

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Don’t they just call them frat parties?
You investigating this yet, @dailytarheel?

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Think about how much money some former ad major got pitching “asmr but make it a commercial.”

Truly don’t know why we all haven’t cashed out and sold our souls yet.

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

64 reporters’ salaries

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Me in the Carroll elevators. Except mostly because they always seem like they could stop at any second.

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Read this instead of posting your selfies with Chancellor Folt: https://t.co/4nFauyT9EU

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

@CorinneJurney Who are you and what have you done with @scjurnasty?

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Here’s the thing about hiring people who are good at the internet and then laying them off: They’re going to own you because they’re better at this than you.

Now pay out their PTO, you asshole.

[Jonah Peretti @peretti]

@theferocity @IsaacFitzgerald I’ve already agreed to meet with the staff council to discuss and indicated I’m willing to re-evaluate. I get that people might want a different policy but for NYC based companies this is very common and we looked at the total severance consideration and it was fair.

[UNCMJSchoolProbs @UNCJschoolProbs]

Everyone out here spending millions on monuments to dead things.

[Philip Rucker @PhilipRucker]

In other news, the Newseum is leaving its landmark Pennsylvania Ave building and selling it to Johns Hopkins in a $372.5 million deal https://t.co/EBlf23qhlH