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the analects

[unclashed @unclashedff]

I’m so confused, do people actually just not know what a phenotype is?

[shannon @shannon_rxo]

I cant explain it but his face is so English, like no lad in America has that face, that is exclusively an English boy face

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

No loftus road

[unclashed @unclashedff]

@prettycritical They aren’t

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Maybe he broke up with her because he’s not into fat girls

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

If you know you know

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Fat stripper named Patty Melt

[StarBard @StarvelingBard]

I can't even pretend to be the slightest bit morally perturbed by aborting Down Syndrome kids. It's disturbing to allow their existence.

[Premium Delight✨ @tenthousund]

just a city goy, circumcised in south detroit

[unclashed @unclashedff]

@RedHood149 @minjiluvr67 @trident7518 It really is

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Close mate lost his battle with cancer last week. A WhatsApp group, 50+ members were updated through the journey. The text to say he had passed arrived whist driving. I went to hit 'do not reply' on car screen and hit laughing emoji instead. Mortified doesn't come close

[unclashed @unclashedff]

@bayrakmedya @danghentschel

[Nic @JQAfan]

I forget sex is like an actual thing real people have to me it's a vague gross concept for jokes. like boogers and farts.

[c @wujuskinny]

***** ****** ** ****: ** *** *** ******* ** ****** *******

[HowlingWiggerPig 🇺🇸 @HowlingHawg]

Uranium Glass Wigger Pigs

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

everything in your life and all your efforts and ambitions seem really stupid when you view yourself through the lens of being someone's ex-boyfriend

[unclashed @unclashedff]

@Johnhallmark7 @chuks_xo @robggill @blaccmajek Fair enough mate