Gabaez

Devops Engineer | Web Developer | BBQ Intern| Explorer

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

Valid in my books if you ask me

[Tony Stark @TonyStark2nrlz]

It’s time to settle down and get married now

[Elvis Mvoi @elvismvoi]

😅😅😂😂

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

and send a report to both the vendor and customer with the money never touching the ticketing platform, going directly to the vendor's preferred paybill instead?"

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

Is it possible, for a vendor to input their preferred payment details , have those details fed into the ticketing platform, and then, when a customer wants to pay, have the system automatically pick the vendor's data, perform an STK push, auto-validate the payment?

[Muramati @sonofkiangoma]

Mark X 2010 sports for sale, 2500CC, paddle shifters, adaptive suspension(AVS), accident free, needs paint touch up.
KSH 1.2 Million
Contact: 0708287141

[kemu @byovd]

O mercado de TI morreu e ninguém quer admitir.

Passei 6 meses mandando currículo.
6 MESES.
Aprendi React, Next, TypeScript, AWS, Docker.
Fiz curso, bootcamp, projeto no GitHub, LinkedIn otimizado.
Nada. Zero. Silêncio absoluto.

As empresas não querem mais programador.
Querem um ser humano que também programa, que dança na reunião, que faz meme no slack, que "veste a camisa" às 22h sem hora extra.

A IA pegou as vagas júnior.
Os sêniors seguram as vagas sênior.
E eu fico aqui no meio, invisível, com 3 anos de experiência que aparentemente não existem.

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

I don’t understand the concept of mental health issues for a man. You are a man. Write down everything that is bothering you, if you must, then burn it. Get into a Muay Thai ring and get kicked in the face. Come out, take a cold shower, then go for a long barefoot walk until your feet start screaming at you. Come back home, take another cold shower. Don’t sleep. Sleep is for weaklings. Keep your eyes open until the next day and repeat the entire process.

Somewhere between the kick to the face, the cold water, the pain in your feet and the exhaustion clawing at your body, you’ll discover that the mind has a remarkable ability to stop inventing problems when the body is occupied with surviving reality.

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

We should normalise not calling these politicians mhesh
There's nothing honourable about them

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

@J_Mainoo @jkuatcougars Tunafaa kucelebrate ama

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

@J_Mainoo @jkuatcougars Wivu itakuua nanii touch grass

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

@J_Mainoo @jkuatcougars looks like a joke to you sindiooo

Uliza wameshinda nini hii mwaka. They are doing better than your local club buanaa

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

Wakijua the trauma
Kathigiri public boarding school did to us they'd understand the glow 😂

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

How it started🤣 vs. how it’s going🥹😌

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

Faaacts ......

[H.f.t @ed_gera8]

We were having a conversation with my old man and he told me nikitafuta mtu nikumbuke kitu moja "Úrúgarí wa nyondo ndungítherukía ngwací" 💀

[Gabaez @uncle__gabbz]

@WillyTinoo @Lm_matoke @MswahiliBandia Na uchunge vile unaongea wewe queen

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

I was trimming my nails when my Grandfather said with a sigh "You should not cut your nails on Thursdays".

I had never adhered to these superstition but out of curiosity I asked, "What happens when I cut my nails on Thursday?"

He explained, "You see the weekend starts tomorrow Friday, Saturday and Sunday. It's difficult to open the beer cans and the bloody plastic namkeen packets without the nails."

Moral: Some superstitions do have a scientific basis!

😆😆😆😆😆

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Ideally, if a friend buys a car, you should say something like. “First full tank on me” but the economy sometimes allows for only the car toys. That’s still something.

Anyway my point is, stop with the empty congratulations. If a bro buys a house, peleka house plant or something.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

"I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women" he said.

[Umbra @augan_dan]

@chepchumba_val What do you expect us to do when you've said no.?
Should we just sit there and try to convince an adult into changing the answer they are comfortable with?