Uncle Maurice

@uncle__maurice on insta/tiktok

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@TheBlueWave2026 @KSI @grok Shut the fuck up you weird cunt. Someone died, stop farming

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@eugeneh84 All timer

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

A man goes to the doctor complaining of great loneliness and feelings of resentment. Doctor says, "Tom Skinner’s mental health walk is in town today. You should join.” The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor…listen, I ain’t political or nothing, I just graft and (1/28)

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@OABeaky @graceyldn Absolutely love your profile pic

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@flynndirk @deborah39849624 @MatthewStadlen @MrHarryCole Likely a bot as well. I'll never get the 5 minutes I spent scrolling through her feed back, but the jumbled text profile pic is a dead giveaway

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@rbsndrsn @7Cricket Yes. That's exactly what he's saying. I don't understand what's so difficult about that to understand, that you're all struggling so much

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@hertsontour I made this and honestly, nothing would thrill me more than hearing it in the holte end hahaha

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@KevinShortall5 @staidanscs @TheNewsAtGlenn this isn't really on mate. What a shame

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

obama, who i suspect of having the ability to turn invisible: let me be clear

me: yeah you'd like that wouldn't you

[Oh what, wow. He's the greatest tweeter @JackBaker1311]

British remake of Flight where a ref flawlessly handles a fractious big game while out of his mind on cocaine

[Andrew Rousso @AndrewRousso]

when the boys all try to coordinate quarter zip sweaters

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@Barcajim3 It's a 1-0 thrashing as well. Burke with a comprehensive victory. Congratulations!

[james 🧚‍♂️ @bitchvibrations]

omg babe 😳 your whole empire of dirt?

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

moo deng donald trump gary’s son is eight foot one

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Moment of truth for this site’s greatest ever parlay.

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@DavidVujanic I'd love to see it but it feels so unlikely. Voter apathy always kicks in after number 3

[Uncle Maurice @Uncle__Maurice]

@_emilyoram Was about to rage about Warnock not being funny til I read the follow up tweets. Always read the follow up tweets

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Republicans: We need another civil war right now.

Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙

Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)