Spoopy Spinelli 🦇

witchy, weird, & full of whimsy 💫✨🪐

[Spoopy Spinelli 🦇 @uncle_beanie]

He’s way too camera shy so he doesn’t have any photos of himself & I only have one but it doesn’t do his face justice & it’s frustrating cus I always wanna show people how pretty he is 😹

[Spoopy Spinelli 🦇 @uncle_beanie]

I can still say the same***

[Spoopy Spinelli 🦇 @uncle_beanie]

A year ago this month I matched w this guy on hinge & we hung out together a lot, even had a sleep over, & not once did he touch me or kiss me or ANYTHING. An entire year later & I can’t still say the same 🤣 no romance, just friendship

[Spoopy Spinelli 🦇 @uncle_beanie]

Bro is gorgeous af tho. I told him he could legit be a model & he said he has been asked by agents but he’s too shy to do it 💀

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[kai ౨ৎ @cinemokai]

“obsession is literally what it’s like dating a latina🤪”

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey.
His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive.
A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it.
20+ officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex.
And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child.
No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing.
The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage.
Like it never happened.
If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel?
Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.

[Spoopy Spinelli 🦇 @uncle_beanie]

Wide awake & I know it’s cus of that damn Thai tea I had for lunch

[Spoopy Spinelli 🦇 @uncle_beanie]

No fucking wayyyy 😂 happy pride month I guess!! 🤭

[✧ @cessonmute]

Unpopular opinion:

I rarely meet men in real life who are as remarkable as the ones written in movies, but I constantly meet women who are far more impressive than the women movies give us.

[Solie @lily__pond]

Did anyone else have a lot of banana smoothies as a kid or is this only a Hispanic thing …… …

[Spoopy Spinelli 🦇 @uncle_beanie]

These dogs take over the bed so I’m left to use whatever space is left cus I don’t wanna move them or they don’t wanna move lmaooo I miss my bed

[bri @legs4brunch]

The first time I heard Freak Nasty i levitated

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

"i watch house of the dragon for the plot"

the plot:

[? @blahskiwahski]

I don’t even watch soccer but

[✧ @cessonmute]

A man refusing condoms is "a preference" but a women refusing pregnancy is "murder".
That isn't morality, it's misogyny.

[Esh @Eshaal0kk]

This

[Spoopy Spinelli 🦇 @uncle_beanie]

My girl 😮‍💨💞