Uchechukwu Chidera

social media manager || Data analyst

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Men and women see the world differently and we do not reason the same way. Sex is the only thing that draws both parties to each other.

We are simply not compatible.

I have listened to married men speak about marriage and its really not the sort of nonsense I want for myself and if i must do it, it has to be on my own terms and not whatever people are doing now and calling it marriage..

For example, the more you do for a man, the more he is indebted to you but the more you do for a woman, the more she sees you like a fool.

Isreal will d!e for Davido but Chioma can leave Davido tomorrow and ask him "what did you even do for me?".

No be Regina Daniels tell us say na she dy sponsor Ned political career and that he did not do anything for her?.

What i hate however is how men become their slaves and bring themselves down to their level while seeing it as "MaTuRiTy".

I will not apologize all the time for peace to reign. I will not invest in her and expect nothing in return. I will not "consult" her before making business decisions, especially when she knows absolutely nothing about the business. I will not worship the ground she walks on. I will not kneel to propose. I will not allow her to starve me of sex or weaponize it. I will not prioritize her feelings because feelings can be fickle and wrong. I will not do hApPy WiFe hApPy LiFe. I will not walk on eggshells in a house i spent so much to build. I will not tolerate verbal abuse just because that's how women are and they can say anything when they are angry.

Every single nonsense married men are advising single men to do, I am simply not going to do it. That is not the kind of marriage i witnessed with my parents while growing up.

[ajay @1meajay]

as i sight hard times from afar so, i first go moviebox download plenty movies keep for days wey i nor go see data use lock in or use social media.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Some of you men may never know what it feels like to have a wife who doesn't spiritualise anything.

And when you hear her pray, she doesn't say:

"Die by fire"

"Consume my enemies"

"Kaboosh kabbash"

I am so happy I married a woman who doesn't do that.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Instead texting to tell him that you're hungry, or craving for shawarma or cold stone.

Tell him that you feel like cooking something for him & coming over to his place.

He'll eat your food, eat you, & give you the money to fulfill your cravings without feeling irritated.

End.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Then don't do it. Nobody is forcing you.

You can easily enter the food industry and "get paid." You can choose to housekeep other people's houses and "get paid." You can choose to be a "nanny" and get paid. You can earn therapy qualification and "get paid". After all, there is money lying around for you to make.

You want to be paid for cooking food you'll eat, cleaning a house you live in and looking after your own child. God forbid you.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

I will pick the white shawty over your black ass still.

The difference between you both is that they're natural while most of you black hoes are just too fake for my liking.

Next time, post your natural hair rather than build your confidence flexing on another woman's hair.

At the end of the day, he's technically not wrong.

A white woman with fat ass and firm breast >>> 30 black women with wigs

[MumZee✨🇳🇬 @_DebbieOA]

I went out to get soup stuff and I got to this aunty's shop and she was attending to someone before I came, so I waited.

And while I was waiting, she was angrily correcting the person before her to not pronounce ogbono as ogbolo.🤣

And then I approached her and said
Aunty I wan buy ogbolor, original ogbolor o, no give me the fake ogbolor.

By now she was giving me a crazy but calm look😭

Then I took one handful of ogbono and said "this ogbolor na original so, the last ogbolor wey I buy na correct one, the ogbolor dey draw like mad"😭

I'm sure she was fuming, the smoke just wasn't visible😭😭

And then my eyes met the woman beside her, and somehow we both burst into laughter, I think the other lady knew what I was doing.

Oh my God, it felt so good😭
I won't be going out for the next 2 months.

[Uchechukwu Chidera @uncle_benji01]

@Wizarab10 As much as I want to be the sole provider in my home I always read meaning to your words. Its only logical she spends in the family too

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If your babe gives you attitude or gets angry if you can’t send her money when you need it, you do not have a relationship.

If your babe is only cool with you when you send her money, you do not have a relationship.

If you cannot tell your babe that you don’t have money, you do not have a relationship.

If you are borrowing money to satisfy your babes “wants” to prove masculinity and so she will not be angry, you are a fool, not a man.

If your babe threatens to end the relationship because of money, you do not have a relationship. If you are afraid of losing your relationship because of money, you do not have a girlfriend.

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

My husband was team buy small food stuff & cook immediately. He didnt like seeing excess food cos it felt like “waste”

I’ve always been “stockup food in bulk & use gradually”. He didn’t mind going to a mall/supermarkets everyday (he hates proper markets).

Guess who ordered 20tubers of Benue yam & had it delivered?😆😆
Guess who is asking when next we should older the next bag of rice?
Guess who looks away when he sees people helping me to carry big sack of tomatoes/pepper to fill up freezer?😆

He walks to take what he needs & smiles when he sees food everywhere.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

One thing you have respect about women is they're logical.

She knows it's stupid for him to demand push gift because she literally went to labor because of his child but men have failed to realized women demanding for push gift is equally stupid.

• The moment you realized your wife was pregnant, you started saving money for baby items.

• You're going to be the man providing for the excess food she's going to be eating to feed her and the baby.

• During her pregnancy, you were her support system.

• A few months to delivery, you have bought those baby items.

• You're still the man going to be financially responsible to clear the hospital bills after her delivery

But you think you owe a woman a push gift for giving birth to a child that belongs to both of you?

You must be a very stupid man for your wife to look you in your face and demand for a push gift.

[Uchechukwu Chidera @uncle_benji01]

Omo Lower oo😭💔

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

Me & you know say na
1k remain for your Opay 😂💔

[PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™ @13_xcvi]

Your papa dey sell rat poison and umu akpakara just to survive. 😭😭😭😭😭

Your mama dey sell oka na ube for front of filling station. 😭😭😭😭😭

Your elder brother dey hustle for mgbuka, na squat him dey squat with some niggas for shanty. 😭😭😭😭😭

Una second son for una family na oji ice eme Ogo, eze mkpuru mmiri worldwide. Him no dey use am play 😂😂😂😂😂

Una third son, na for bet9ja office him room dey. 😭😭😭😭

Your elder sister na Francisco toto. Na everyday she dey deliver toto to men just to survive. She don even born two for house sef. 😭😭😭😭😭

Una last born, that one don kuku leave una for je biri with cultist wey dey use her face do training every morning for him fight with him opps 😂😂😂😂😂

House for village, una no get. Ordinary gallon of fuel nkiti, e no even dey Una house cos once your papa see am, him don collect 100 naira.😂😂😂😂😂😂

No single metal material even dey una compound cos your papa and Tony stark na tinubu and corruption, them dey in love.

But me I be broke boy, cos I no get car!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ije uwa mu oo!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Tonight, one married woman somewhere is missing her ex.

And thinking of going to cheat with him, or is cheating with him already.

Let me remind you all..

If your husband catch you, that your ex will not marry you ooo.

E go fuck you tire & remain with his wife or gf ooo.

End.

[Uchechukwu Chidera @uncle_benji01]

@Afc_Kush17 So because he is saying the truth his phone should be collected from him?...
Wow

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

So many men are going to get traumatized by the quotes and comments which brings me back to what I always say,

The worst thing to be to a Nigerian woman is "boyfriend" and "husband".

They are always quick to block you but won't block the guys "disturbing" them. Lol

[Uchechukwu Chidera @uncle_benji01]

@PrescoHQ Una don dey use prick fill void?

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Hopefully i experience this one soon shaa because all the rooms and offices that i have entered which I never imagined in my life that I would enter at this stage of my life were made possible by men and men alone.

Men self no small o. Men dy o.

From the PH 400 laptop supply to my oil company client to like 5 different bulk supply pending deals that I have to 95% of my customer base are all men o.

Even the NeoStore brand ambassador wey em name alone dy close deal for me na still man.

[Uchechukwu Chidera @uncle_benji01]

@neo_officialll Even ne no believe am😅

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Jesus!!!!

Are you sure its the same person?.