mybirthday kmonth

irish 30 something

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

@Ow_my_butt had to force myself to get up for work ngl

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

last night I dreamed that Abdul El-Sayed was hitting on me persistently and it was extremely flattering. mr Senator elect you’re a married man I could never!!

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

to this day this is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

two saves huh. i see you, pervert

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

and what IF the whole outfit is boobs, what then

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

@tedwassonasong bold to assume i haven’t already (i’ve never seen it)

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

blocking my apps has me losing my fUCKING MIND in 1. the ways I am determined to be on my phone 2. how valuable a thought is if not expressed and 3. ways to fill the empty void previously acquired by tiktok. bouncin off the walls with free time and cravings for short form content

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

@doggy_dyke i carry that bitch with me everywhere and that is the main reason i am always reading, if i don’t i forget it exists!!! anyway i’m threatening to learn embroidery again

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

worst thing that happened to me in 2026 was getting a taste for diet coke

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

anyway i listened to a new album and journaled a few pages and started a new book and that’s how day 4 no socials is going

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

i do think i want to keep it up, i dont want to waste 10 years of my life on my phone, but finding fulfilling ways to live life is daunting and a bit of a cold shower. who are you without 4/7 hours on social media looking at other people’s lives and opinions?

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

posted this without the knowledge that mince had exploded all over my work bag, i miss the person i was half an hour ago

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

this is how i look sending every tweet btw, if you care

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

@doggy_dyke lol and also lmao

[Jack 🏆 @GranitJacka]

The most Vic thing possible

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

@doubtpointv2 omg thank god I thought I was losing my mind, I kept waiting for the funny bit

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

“oh i’ll do so much” wrong, you will spend 45 minutes watching short form content on pinterest

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

blocked all the apps on a timer and it has me playing the free games on youtube

[mybirthday kmonth @uncle_creature]

it’s been so lovely seeing everyone celebrating Vic the past few days, really one of a kind

[Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Jayfuz]

Our Victoria got a mention on AEW Collision from Tony Schiavone! ❤️