mk

irish 30 something

[RobertAllenPoet @RobertAllenPoet]

Kay Ryan

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Olivia Rodrigo & CMAT share interaction after Olivia covered “When A Good Man Cries” in the BBC Live Lounge:

Olivia: “I LITERALLY LOVE U SM”
CMAT: “im free to hang out literally whenever”

[mk @uncle_creature]

through the healing power of curried goat I am whole again, wagwan to all

[mk @uncle_creature]

there’s actually nothing more embarrassing than watching tiktoks in person, i know kill the part that cringes etc etc but nobody on my bus needs to see me watching anime fan edits at 8am

[fecko stinko @ladwife]

i love idioms from other countries. mk just told me the italian equivalent of having your cake and eating it is “you can’t have a barrel of wine and your drunk wife” which has now immediately entered my vocabulary.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Data center Uhh no thanks I’d rather date a woman!

[mk @uncle_creature]

rewatching Dungeon Meshi and I still need Laios carnally

[mk @uncle_creature]

i hate dating apps can someone just meet cute already

[mk @uncle_creature]

@thestorytoofar @GiBi_Devon @Q_Review so do! how nice to live in a world where it’s possible to hear someone share what they’re interested in for hours

[mk @uncle_creature]

@ladwife je vais allez au votre lit pour rêver de l’actif Kit 💔

[mk @uncle_creature]

cakes and candles to the best guy around, cannot wait for more lifetime with you 💚 @ladwife

[mk @uncle_creature]

@ladwife voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

[mk @uncle_creature]

goin ✈️ shoppin

[natasha 🍎🏒 @joenickys]

"Women who read 30+ books a year aren't reading real books. Unlike me, who read 5 books last year. Those books were How to Trick People so you can Become Rich, Why Men Are Better, Why Emotions don't Matter, Money Money Money and Finance Bros don't need Hoes"

[mk @uncle_creature]

every day i get away with using [email protected] to use free wifi i thank my lucky stars

[arne ness @arne__ness]

you used to be able to rent a hotel room under a fake name now i need an app to do my damn laundry

[mk @uncle_creature]

@ladwife can you send me this screen recording pls

[mk @uncle_creature]

@ladwife it IS the number one champion sound

[mk @uncle_creature]

in a restaurant and i can hear the americans three tables over but not the people next to me

[mk @uncle_creature]

is glasgow fucking serious