Me: How’s the water heater looking? I don't know how many more cold showers my family can handle.
Plumber: Buddy, you're in some hot water.
Me:
Plumber:
Me: Is that good news or bad news?
minor spoiler: this is a major plot point in my series
so please buy my books
well, first, represent me (#amquerying) then sell my books to a publisher, then you can buy them, please and thank you.
I will use the proceeds to spoil my cats. They are very cute.
What's the best way to tell my kid that the rock they found isn't that important? That they will find hundreds... possibly thousands of "cool rocks" in their lifetime, and they don't need to be collected? Please. My house is full of rubble.
@MavenOfMayhem Congratulations!!! So happy for you!!!! Living authentically is indescribable, an experience everybody deserves. It’s so wonderful to see this for you.
@NotTheClick Please be careful with the portals, Click!! This timeline is weird enough.
Also I need thirty four of these, six thousand candles, a large mirror, and various herbs of unknown potency. Please don’t ask why.