vodka aunt

Danny devito in a mini skirt: she/her

[vodka aunt @uncle_fester___]

Making my way downtown🔈

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

A 13-year-old girl speaking at a city commissioner meeting in regards to the murder of Patrick Lyoya

[j @thickyrubio]

Spending $800 an hour to fly the helicopter to tell kids to get out of the pool because we don’t have money for lifeguards just sums up America perfectly.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Journalists: Stop calling fights over human rights culture wars.

[vodka aunt @uncle_fester___]

@pissboymcgee https://t.co/idr8lns64Z

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

No movie fails the bechdel test when I watch it because I am talking the whole time

[katy @notheotherkaty]

just learned of the philly shooting. for ppl outside of philly unfamiliar w/ that area it’s a concentrated drag of bars and restaurants that’s heavily policed. like cops on every block and a station w/in blocks. they didn’t prevent this and didn’t catch the responsible person(s)

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i have to just live in a different world than some of you. and i’m being serious. like we really must not all be seeing things the same whatsoever

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

The world’s biggest bottle of whisky sold at auction for $1.375 million.

The 1989 Macallan single malt stands 5 feet, 11 inches tall and contains 311 liters of whisky, enough for 444 standard bottles.
https://t.co/3bnKLvIkaJ

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

The training expectations are obviously in stark contrast to what we are seeing in Uvalde. Police officials have said that officers were reluctant to engage the gunman because “they could’ve been shot.”

https://t.co/wL8eqpqkiw

6/9

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Salvador Ramos was a legal gun owner - until he wasn't.

He got his AR-15 bc GW Bush killed the assault weapons ban & Abbott lowered the purchase age to 18.

Rap songs killed 0 kids this year.

Stop pretending you're Christian, you spoiled, empathy-free, soulless, racist ghoul.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Amerie Jo Garza's father, a med aide, says he found out she was one of the victims when he arrived on the scene and was helping another little girl covered in blood. She told him her best friend had been shot. When he asked her name, she said his daughter's. There aren't words.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Pro-tip: Jesus would want you to use your power as a lawmaker to act to stop gun violence in Uvalde instead of quoting Bible versus while taking money from the NRA.

[vodka aunt @uncle_fester___]

I love Tim from Philly

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

It's Primary Election Day + and I'm absurdly confident that #TeamFetterman has the very best supporters. 🥰

How do I know? 🤔

Just ask our Swashbuckling friend Tim from Philly who wrote us this sea shanty. 👇

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

It's Primary Election Day + and I'm absurdly confident that #TeamFetterman has the very best supporters. 🥰

How do I know? 🤔

Just ask our Swashbuckling friend Tim from Philly who wrote us this sea shanty. 👇

[vodka aunt @uncle_fester___]

What luck shall today bring!?

[vodka aunt @uncle_fester___]

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[vodka aunt @uncle_fester___]

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[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

This will have to be our IUD now.