Uncle Fud

Old..... NOT OBSOLETE!

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@WorkElizab Our skin

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@trumplicans2024 American ingenuity at its finest!

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@lippyent No... But I do recognize the hat he's wearing. It's a Stetson, Full House from the Gamblers collection. Nice Hat!

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That have heads resembling a penile fracture? Man! I sure as hell hope not! That would completely destroy my outlook on extraterrestrial life! If this were true, you'd start wondering if some aliens heads resembled a vagina! Then a vagina sporting a serious yeast infection! Where would it end?

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@Alexa_nature1 Well shit!! This really grates my cheese that I can't recall what this damb thing is! ...... Grates...? Cheese.... ? Get it? Grates Cheese.... Oh, Come On!! It's a freaking Cheese Grater! DUH?!?!? 🙄

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It won't matter. The retards in the back are only there for the free coffee and donuts 🍩! ( Not meant to disparage the Blue Crew. We all know that POPO loves their pastries!). What we need is less emphasis on charity for the masses and more true charity when its obviously nessacary. True charity is not enabling the entire population to sit on their collective asses, eating chezzy poofs, and collecting a welfare check to live from. That's exactly what the Dems want. A social platform where 99% of the population is dependent on their good graces, (Not that Democrats have good graces? It was only a turn of phrase). If they have the societal network dependent upon them, they control them. It's time to shake that type of thinking off our backs! If you see a hand out? Slap it! If you see a hat out wanting coin? Take it and wear it! (Okay... in this youll be required to apply some common sense. If the hat is greasy and crawling with fleas? Yeah.... DON'T put it on your head!). We must undo what has been going on ever since Truman enacted the WPA! Yes it will be a long grind. It will be worth it though. Just seeing those fat assed cows working for their supper finally? Definitely worth it!

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@trumplicans2024 Okay. First? I love sassafrass tea! Sassperilla is right up there too! Sassafrass grew wild on my mountain, growing up as a man child! Secondly..... Secondly......... ( fuck!). Secondly......... SHIT! Sideways from Sassafrass! What the hell was the question again?!?

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@CuriosityonX Ummmm...... that would be.... Humanity. Sad? Oh yeah. True? Yes indeed. We are, in the grand scheme of things, our own worst enemy.

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@StephenKing What? Nothing to add? Fantastic!

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Good God Man! Give it up as a bad job, Stevie! Crawl away under a rock somewhere and shut your blathering pie hole! Seriously! You have become incredibly fucking annoying! How I ever admired the great eminent sage and word slinger, you once were, is beyond my kenn! You, sir, have fallen so very far! Oh Discordia!

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@StephenKing For the record?..... Absolutely no on is able to compell me. Certainly not a couple of fan boys! You should set your standards a bit higher and cozy up to someone who is worth a Tinker's Damb.

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@StephenKing Yyyeeessss! Very Childish! What fun!

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@StephenKing You can both bite my "Schrute"! What kind of name is "Schrute" anyway? 🙄

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@StephenKing And the Sycophants voice their opinions! Didn't ask for them. Choosing to ignore them! I fart in your general direction! 🤣

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@timburchett For those who have no brain? For them it's a challenge!

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@ScenarioOfElon Hope....

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@WorkElizab Alaska

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@atensnut Oh Man! This makes me feel ancient!

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Yes in deed! I was 15 years old and I bought my Bug from my neighbor for $500. I had the front end rebuilt and the engine overhauled. You were able to remove the cylinders and pistons and upgrade them to a higher displacement then the what came OEM. I reapolstered the interior with black leather. The body of it I painted cherry red in our high school's paint booth. I built a large cooler that I put behind the rear seat. Over the cooler I installed a rear dash and mounted the speakers to my 8 track tape player on it. A casual glance, say by POPO, showed just a rear dashboard with speakers. Only if you tried to lift it would you realize that it was the perfect place to conceal beer or other alcoholic beverages. It was a true party vehicle! So many great memories of extraordinary fun!

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@JesusisChristX AHMEN!