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[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

@kukblue1 @AndrewKSchlecht They’re still pretty young. They had a tough 7 game series with a team down three players. The knicks match up really well apparently.

[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

@THE_TNT_TEAM So when do we decide its a scam? That we’re all wasting our time?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

WOW!

BREAKING: In a 5-4 vote, the US Supreme Court has just DENIED Trump‘s bid to cancel $2 billion in USAID spending.

Winning!

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

The formula to revive classic Bond is simple

- Cast Cavill (obviously)
- Make it a 60s/70s period piece
- Film is 100% practical effects
- Devote silly budget to finding and casting a completely unknown but extremely hot brown haired actress from [european country]
- Allow Cavill to be a ruthless male chauvinist. Like really let him get in his Connery bag
- Source the score exclusively from Goldeneye 64

[RealTexasNana🇺🇸💕🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @RealTexasNana]

@EndWokeness Less than 10 transgender women in college/university sports out of 510,000. There were more people in the room than transgender athletes.
“A solution in search of a problem” Can we just be kind?

[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

Ok… hear me out… I understand AI tech is problematic. Ive seen Terminator and The Matrix blah blah blah. I just want a Star Wars style droid. I’ve run the numbers, Im willing to risk it.

[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

I prefer Pepsi.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I want to remind us how we felt when Roe v. Wade was overturned.

Anger.
Worry.
Disbelief.

The unbelievable fact that the Supreme Court didn’t just fail to preserve a constitutional freedom—it took away a right.

If you care about the right to choose, you have to vote.

[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

Steve Bannon looks like he’s hiding a bite from a Zombie.

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

My 17yo: Dad, I got a 34 on my ACT!
Me: That's amazing!
My 17yo: What did you get?
Me: I'm so proud!
My 17yo: Did you get a score like that?
Me: This is your day! Stop asking questions.
My 17yo: Was your score good?
Me: I have what people commonly refer to as, "street smarts."

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tyranny check! Deploying federal agents in 2020 vs. 2014

[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

@emperorkuzko_o That’s the only game I’ve played through more than twice. The best!

[Hammerdog Games @HammerdogGames]

Our next giveaway has launched. We're handing out two unique d6 made by @Unusualdice for The Grande Temple of Jing, our modular megadungeon.
Help us reach a larger audience before our mega project is announced on Sunday and win!

https://t.co/L88HJHl1YD
#DND #Tabletop #TTRPG #RPG

[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

I want to be like Charlie Young when I grow up.

[Emily Virgin @EmilyVirginOK]

So let me get this straight...the right is totally cool with spending $12 BILLION to mitigate the consequences of POTUS’ ill-advised tariffs, but things like healthcare and college are just too expensive. Where’s the outrage about the deficit now? I’ll wait.

[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

@johnwaynelusk That spicy Korean though!

[Royce Young @royceyoung]

So Paul George turned down the Lakers, and LeBron (who even signed long-term), to stay with OKC.

[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

@rybasfudge Sorry the reason I’m contacting you is because I can’t see them in online store.

[Jims @Uncle_Jims]

@rybasfudge how should a guy go about getting some fudge pecan turtles? Not seeing em in online store. Took a trip to Mackinac and didn’t bring home enough treats...

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

As an American, it pains me to say this.

The United Nations should investigate the United States of America for placing children in internment camps and violating both human rights and international law.