Uncle Key

Storyteller/Writer

[Uncle Key @uncle_key01]

@Mekaz_ Una fit beat them?

[Uncle Key @uncle_key01]

@Mekaz_ Chaii 🤦🏾‍♂️

[MEKAZ @Mekaz_]

Pain doesn’t make you any stronger, it traumatizes you almost forever.

[MEKAZ @Mekaz_]

Another man watch won’t tell you time.

They might set their own 5 minute late or earlier than yours.

[Nungua Burnaboy parody @views999]

Where are Davido’s police from the USA? @davido 🙆🏾‍♀️😩

[Damsons @daram_ola]

People want love, but not everyone is ready for the honesty, loyalty, patience, and effort that come with it.

[KINGVELI 🦅 @kingvelii]

🚨 Probability of winning the English Premier League 2026/2027

-Manchester City~ 16.5%
-Aston Villa~ 04%
-Liverpool~ 10%
-Coventry City ~ 1.5%
-Tottenham ~ 15%
-Manchester united~ 15%
-Chelsea FC ~12%
-Arsenal ~ 3.... hate

[$Layyen @Layyenne]

Yall remember when Instagram actually had an end??😭

[BrunoNation @achugwotwins]

🚨 ✔️ Probability of winning the super ballon Dior

🇸🇪 Zlatan ibrahimovic 01%
🇵🇱 Robert Lewandowski 02%
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 David Beckham 10%
🇨🇵 Zinedine Zidane 22%
🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 0.6%
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 50%...love

[ʜᴀʟᴠᴇᴇɴ @tweetzbyidil]

What’s something you can never forgive, no matter the apology?

[Noora🌷 @Amma__tuuh]

HR called me into a meeting because a coworker said I made her cry.

I hadn't spoken to her that day.

That was my first clue something was wrong.

Her name was Claire.

She was new to the department and extremely popular with management.

Two months after she joined, my manager started giving her some of my responsibilities.

[That Guy @ThatG4m]

Guess the BARCELONA player who wore the jersey number (7)
From 2013-2015

VERY•HARD

[SIR HAFIZ ❈🔝 @_Muhammadhafz]

One thing about adulthood is that nobody prepares you for how expensive life is. You wake up, breathe, eat once, buy something small and somehow 20k has disappeared.

Who is collecting all this money? 😭😂

[Mia @_MiaJonesX]

Getting serious with ma workout

Like Maya Boyd, I can't wait no more to join the list of cast of ‘X-MEN’ 🙈

[Abba🫀 @engr_imm]

I was dating a woman for almost a year when she invited me to Thanksgiving with her family.

I knew how important it was, so I showed up with flowers for her mom and a pie from the bakery everyone in town swore by.

Dinner went great.

Her dad talked football with me for an hour.

Her grandma asked me to sit next to her because I reminded her of someone she grew up with.

Everyone laughed. Everyone ate. I honestly thought I’d passed the family test.

On the drive home, my girlfriend looked uncomfortable.

Finally she said, “My sisters have been texting me all night.”

I asked, “About what?”

She hesitated…

[Josiah @josiahjdp]

I had just left for my honeymoon with my wife when I saw my ex-girlfriend at the Airport holding a little girl with my eyes.

Then, mid-flight, I received a photo of my Father in a hospital room on the day she was born and suddenly, I realized that girl was the one person I was never supposed to meet...

[GunnerPulse @GunnerPuls]

I see Zinedine Zidane...

Guess the other player

Level: IMPOSSIBLE

[Jabir 🧧 @jreesehp]

Who are giving the freekick to if it was the last kick in a final??

[LAJA @madridlatest91]

🚨🗣️Xavi Alonso speaks about Como interest on Liam Delap.

Reporter 🗣️: What is Delap present situation, will he stay.

Alonso🗣️: Liam is a good player and he is training very hard, he will be an important player for us, his physicality and presence upfront will be very useful for us this season. I don’t want any departures from the first team. I have my squad and he is part of it.

Reporter🗣️: What if a good offer comes in for any of the player.

Alonso🗣️: The board are the ones to make the decision, I will speak with them and evaluate our position, but for now we are happy with what we have.