lauren 🥸

BLM • aquarius/aquarius/virgo • 27 • she/her • fool/idiot • i write sometimes! words can be found in @heartbalmlit ; @pinkpansylitmag ; and @toiltrolitmag

[Tay Le ❤️‍🔥 @teacaldwell]

What are the 3 branches of government? Wrong answers only.

[lauren 🥸 @uncle_lauren]

i fear my monthly login to twitter is turning into a bi-yearly login

[sera @berrylooms]

how it feels to stop thinking “this is cringe…” and start doing whatever the hell you want

[Nick Stellini @StelliniTweets]

This is one of the joints that moves in next to Bob’s Burgers

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

small, fleeting human connections really are what makes life worth living i could cry

[syd @sowhatfaist]

oh i’m sure 😭

[nai @naiiboxd]

it’s 2025 and i’ve not seen The Substance

[DEI speedwagon (all eyes on Cuba) 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ @uhshanti]

zoomers are afraid of Uptown Girl. what does this say about our country’s military readiness

[lauren 🥸 @uncle_lauren]

@vaporwavedad_ "get a 2nd income source" how about you eat my farts, bro like damn

[lauren 🥸 @uncle_lauren]

@SticktheFigure valid reaction tbh

[most normal ariana enjoyer @lisatheedoll]

she was on canva mad as hell

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

im so tired of yall bitching about getting older 24/7 then cosplaying as a pilgrim the second you hit 28 like you’re doing it to yourself

[clintoris @clintoris]

We aren’t doing this in 2024. You have a crush and that’s it. No pathologizing. No diagnosis. Free yourself from the confines of pop psychology and enjoy your fleeting experience on earth

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

25-30 is for going to da movies

[H.A. @dirtcup_art]

doctors like hate doing their job like ur like hey im sick i have symptoms and they are like uuuuuuuUUUUHHHHggggggAAAHHHHUUUHHHHggggg

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

Send him in to interview her. He’ll get results.

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Meanwhile across town Samantha was dealing with an indictment of her own

[lauren 🥸 @uncle_lauren]

@aujbabeyy @ryansbergara @wearewatcher an angel in the audience had been recording the clip, thank god! https://t.co/VdcWJwA7qt

[taylo✨ @oreobaby12]

@ryansbergara In case anyone wishes to live in the moment. I managed to capture it on video🤣🤣

[lauren 🥸 @uncle_lauren]

last night i had the absolute delight of delivering the most devious deez nuts joke that i've had the pleasure of uttering to none other than @ryansbergara and it was everything a girl could ever dream of | @ the ghost files live tour w/ @wearewatcher