Texas Toast

[Texas Toast @uncle_lyssa]

Prepared to transition to delusion.

Living my life as if it’s all going right.
I am exactly who I say I am.
I am capable of everything.
Anything I wish for works out in my favor, just because it does.

Get in or get lost, losers 😘

[Amazon Prime @Pinky_Balboaaa]

Mfs don’t appreciate built up sexual tension anymore. It’s just straight to the fucky fucky

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Same night Kanye Interrupted Taylor. Same night Lil Mama went on that stage. Same night Beyoncé preformed single ladies. Janet did a tribute. 09 VMAs was unmatched

[Starr Devereauxx💋 Tambourine Player💦💦💦😈 @yafaveredhead01]

Please don’t let social media fuck your head up.

Men are dating big women
Men are dating single mothers
Men are dating women over 40
Men are dating women who don’t want kids

Everything they telling you they not doing.. they are doing every single day. Happy af about it too🤣

[Softboy @softboywin]

You can tell black people the full plans and they’ll still say “okay just let me know.” NIGGA I JUST DID!!!

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Dont let me add "ass nigga"'oh it feels like crack

[vex cw: i cant tweet anymore @xtherial]

black people: The world truly runs on antiblackness...

nonblacks: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU NIGGAS!! Professional victims I swear ✌️

[Texas Toast @uncle_lyssa]

@Iovessad @123itsmeMary Someone with both education and lived experience corrected you and you are still talking about a book.
She’s read them bby

[Texas Toast @uncle_lyssa]

@Iovessad @123itsmeMary Hey. You’re incorrect.
It’s how we can tell who isn’t Black behind those avis.
Yall misuse regional terms.
JUST LIKE people from Mexico speak differently from people in PR speaking the “same” language.
Anti blackness is blinding you

[De La Sole @toddecooks]

I love dogs, but I wholeheartedly agree with this

[Tamorah Shareef Muhammad @ModestyQueen19]

No Child Left Behind ruined the education system and it was 100% ON PURPOSE!!

[Texas Toast @uncle_lyssa]

@pochamoth @venusianhunty I’m gone send her this
She’s a sweetheart

[Texas Toast @uncle_lyssa]

@TheKingofReads @pantiehose Soon as she popped up I was side eyeing the tv. Gotta be someone else available

[THIRD STRONGEST MOLE @AceHarlem299840]

People hate being reminded that Black people created the shit they think is cool lmao

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

*nonblack

[miss xo @venusian_doll]

being a fat girl means being a size queen by necessity not choice

[Texas Toast @uncle_lyssa]

Live tweets from this nigga house:
I been here 20min and you have talked more about your ex than you 💀

[Kel F. @TheKelFrancisco]

@mrw1sconsin @TheHoustangeles The original handwritten first verse is in the Trap Museum in Atlanta!

[. @mrw1sconsin]

Do yall hear this nigga

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

Minimum wage been $7.25 since 2009 and your silly ass is sitting up here saying “why would the prices be the same from 10 years ago?”

Because the salaries are, stupid bitch. Y’all done pissed me tf off

[A👑 @A_toughcookie]

Men be mad when you don’t want to fuck them 😂 like mind you this my pussy i got for my birthday i don’t have to give you none 😂