Slartibartfast

I am a human being living on a rock flying through space paying bills.

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@JeffBezos Oopsy Daisy! Meanwhile I’m over here with my fucking paper straw.

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@tonisteele @GOFOGlobal @manifest One of the worst delivery companies in USA. AVOID if possible.

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@GOFOGlobal What a load of nonsense. We ship hundreds of orders to USA each month and my heart always sinks when I see GOFO is the last mile provider... The most recent issue is a $200+ order that went missing over a month ago....

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@DubyahEm @GOFOGlobal You're lucky to even get that. We've had a parcel disappear over a month ago. Their customer service system is borderline useless...

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@daniellelippe @GOFOGlobal Good luck... We've been waiting over a month. A $200+ order just disappeared into the ether.

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@GOFOGlobal I'd like some help with a missing parcel that was handed over to your business over a month ago. Zero updates since then... Your email and chat 'customer service' is borderline useless. Is there any other way to get help?

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@TR1CKERY @GOFOGlobal I've also been screwed by this useless business. Parcel was handed over to them on 26 April and no update since... Customer service is non existent. A $200+ order just disappeared...

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@sama What do you do with all that spare time you save from not capitalising sentences?

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@CNBC [laughs in billionaire]

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@RJander8499 @PeriklesGREAT This is the only valid response 👍🏻 couldn’t bother me any less to be honest. I’m just over here trying to pay bills 🤷‍♂️

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@swapnakpanda I just wish they’d fix their bloated, broken ad platform ffs

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@matvelieva @streetbrawls97 Right? It’s so obvious this is staged.

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@streetbrawls97 This is Dhar Man level acting 😂 come on now

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@ProfessorGluk @kenshii_ai What

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@doser_i85668 Hallmark channel acting. Look at the reactions of the bystanders 😂

[LEB @LEBcando]

@elonmusk lol

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@OpenAI Cue: Hundreds of smoothbrains crying about 4o

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@sama 'We love you"... ugh.. this creep makes my skin crawl at the best of times but this is a whole new level of ick

[Slartibartfast @Uncle_Mems]

@AntiWokeMemes Outrage bait. This clown is making $$$$

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@Couchtalk1981 @LifeNewsHQ @elonmusk I hope he returns soon. I’m so tired…