Anko 🦅

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Insurance company: "You crashed into WHAT??????" They're gonna tank the company paying this off. 😭

[Anko 🦅 @uncleanko]

150k per month ????

[✭ selina ✭ @lunarbrina]

i’m sorry i’ve been laughing at this for the past 10 minutes 😭😭💀 #loveislanduk #loveisland

[Zohran MamDADA @oldfatdom]

JB said im not even that smart these niggas just dumb lmaooo 😭😭

[Richie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹🇳🇴 @Mysterio__01]

How everyone will be talking about Brazilian Twitter after the world Cup

[GetUpdated @DoIKnowYourFaDa]

Simba actually kills me
You are telling the new girl you brought back if Angie leaves you will leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her face 😭

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

Nuggets sign the worst backup centers every year to boost Jokic’s on/off numbers so he can scam more MVP’s. Hilarious franchise man.

[Anko 🦅 @uncleanko]

LOOOOL

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

GRIM REAPER POINTING TO HIS WRIST LIKE DAME DOLLA #ISTHISTHEDAGGER

[Mo Mooncey @TheHoopGenius]

You killed the man… but not the idea.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

celtics twitter seeing every new detail about the jaylen brown trade saga

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

He went to Cal Berkeley
He works for NASA
He is a college professor
He is an active contributor in his communities

And this is in addition to being a multi-time All Star, Finals MVP and NBA Champion

He IS the smartest person in the room.

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

Asking one achillies Tatum to carry an offense by himself

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

The dinner:

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Derrick White’s 2026 playoff shooting splits:

⬜️ 8.2 PPG
◻️ 32.1% FG
◻️ 27.3% 3PT
◻️ 84.6% FT

[Mo Mooncey @TheHoopGenius]

Didn’t trade him for Castle

Didn’t trade him for KD

Didn’t trade him for Giannis

Didn’t trade him for prime Jimmy Butler

Didn’t trade him for prime Paul George

Traded him for old, washed, suspended for ketamine use, Paul George, in the year 2026

I cannot believe this

[Anko 🦅 @uncleanko]

Too many nerds in the sport

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

"Even though Jaylen Brown was talking about himself for MVP, the Celtics did not feel like Jaylen had the best season on their team…They felt that Derrick White had a better season."

— Brian Windhorst. 😳

(h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

[Henry jnr @HenryjnrFCB]

He will answer for that later😭😭

[Anko 🦅 @uncleanko]

All the African FA’s need to have an emergency cobra meeting after this World Cup

[✧🇬🇭🇨🇻🇪🇬 @winterrfroze]

I feel sick, they taking us out one by one

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

41 year old LeBron taking a hit of oxygen every game in Denver: