toesie rosie

hated in south london

[toesie rosie @uncleboring]

is this anything

[toesie rosie @uncleboring]

doh reh marge bart moe li sa doh

[Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr]

It's a quarter after one, I'm here at Moe's and I need Marge now

[edie @ediemmill]

7 year old has just described this summer as "the summer we discovered the muppets"

[toesie rosie @uncleboring]

“we think you are too sick to offer you therapy” what does that mean. what do you want me to do

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

I love in The Sopranos when someone tells Tony a saying, he says it’s stupid, and then later repeats it to someone else like it was his idea

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[toesie rosie @uncleboring]

to everyone with tickets to see national sport at the nickel i wish you a very very fuck i wish it was me

[toesie rosie @uncleboring]

everyone saying “borough market” “v&a” “dishoom” obviously the answer is tipsy bar dalston 2 for £9 cocktails followed by the worst night of your life in the shacklewell arms smoking area

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Can anyone tell me what I should do in London I’ve never been and also do any of you live there and want to hang out

[toesie rosie @uncleboring]

@tomjc09 @MeganBitchell if you beat the record for pickled egg eating time it is free

[Noirtorious. @NicoleNoir]

I feel like people discuss London as if
1) regular working class people don’t live here
2) Just because London was a place to spend your 20s, that it isn’t a real home for some of us
Please, please stop campaigning to make it unliveable.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[toesie rosie @uncleboring]

@dannyguices you either die a hero or live long enough to drink at the nags head

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

A wealthy New York City couple get married on the bow of the Titanic after descending there by submarine.

The general public criticizes the move as in bad taste.

The couple paid $75,000 to tie the knot on the Titanic. 

The scuba photo here depicts an earlier trip; it is not possible to leave a submarine at Titanic’s depth.

[toesie rosie @uncleboring]

grow up you crumb

[kinocow @kinocow]

As a landlord who owns multiple properties, tenants don't understand what we go through. If you stay at home all day you're going to use the floor, switches, toilets, kitchen more which increases the maintenance that needs to be done and the apartment ages twice as quickly.

[august @regularaugust]

I’ve been saying “Pickle down Rickonomics” basically every day since I read it on here

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

yeah i have a phd. a pretty huge drinkingproblem

[sharon✨coming to venice🎬 @iamsharonle]

watching The Odyssey the way Christopher Nolan intended

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i’m like if a girl was an uncle