Brad Workman

I like Marvel comics, Marvel movies, MST3K, and many other M words.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

The world's a train wreck but I try to be positive so here's my Izzie sleeping on a monkey pillow. Happy #Caturday Eve-Eve.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

#AliensAreProbablyThinking (KRYPTON):"Stupid earthlings...ignoring the warnings of their climate scientis...SHUT UP, JOR-EL!!! GO BACK TO BUILDING YOUR USELESS BABY-ROCKET!"

[Charlotte Flair @MsCharlotteWWE]

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!”
- Audrey Hepburn
Celebrating Women’s History Month with @GirlUp 💞

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@DonCheadle, I knew you had some comedic timing thanks to your role in the MCU, but WOW! Great job hosting SNL!

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@HickeyWriter @GailSimone It seems like aunts were thought of as older ladies in entertainment when May was created. Aunt Harriet on Batman and Aunt Martha on Leave It To Beaver probably reflect the fictional idea of an aunt at Spidey's creation.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@rhettandlink Spider-milk
Spider-milk
Does whatever milked spiders can.
Does it milk?
Makes ya gag.
Threw up twinkies soaked in a bag.
LOOK OUT!
Spiders make lousy milllk!

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@KenJennings Wait...is this tweet the origin story for the Sog Master and his Soggies?

[Dave Barry @rayadverb]

Dave Barry’s Year in Review: Is there anything good we can say about 2018? https://t.co/f6gBtK1lNl

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@BillCorbett Ah, the old cliché of the "astronaut that longs to be in a human centipede but they're afraid of commitment". Classic.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@TheThomason @BillCorbett Don't be overwhelmed! When acknowledging, remember that a "word for McCain is worth 2 for a Bush"...I just wasted my thousandth tweet on that dumb joke.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@OhNoSheTwitnt (*singing*) When you wish upon a starrr...
Bambi's mom strapped to a carrr!
Hoofprints on Mufasa's head...
Your-pa-rent's dead!

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@OhNoSheTwitnt We are the Havers of Cows and Eaters of Shorts.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

#OtherUsesForRudolphsNose Another red light for Sting to sing about once Roxanne retires.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@GailSimone I'm handcuffing myself to an Arby's AND DC Comics until you reveal that "Beef" and "Chedder" are the names of Nightwing's butt cheeks.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@TheThomason That guy'll date ANYBODY as long as he doesn't have to buy new monogrammed towels...

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@egoraptor Exactly. If this is the reason SH Figuarts is starting to make the Cowboy Bebop figures I've dreamed of for ages, then it's already worth it.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

#WhatFrostyDoesInHisFreeTime Shares his sentience with snow cones and listens to their dying screams-oof, that's dark-I meant to say he plays Olaf in off-Broadway productions of "Frozen".

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@TheThomason Dang it! I was hoping it was a migrant caravan of his bellybutton lint...

[Bubblegum XCX @bumwees]

Whoa Black Betty
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Boat belt wacky
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Black Betty had a child
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Hatchback badly tiled
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[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@moonkittynet I'd love to see a Sailor V prequel series that adapts the manga with original filler episodes. The 90's Sailor Moon anime approach.

[Brad Workman @unclebread5]

@GailSimone @MST3K I'm still getting over the disappointment that Mac & Me was a goofy alien movie and not a touching biopic about someone's complicated struggle with mac & cheese addiction.