Bria Hiebert

✨✨✨egg salad apologist ✨✨✨ comedian/ writer/ actor

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Lockdown 1: productivity Lockdown 2: self-improvement Lockdown 3: ketamine

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Kick it on a patio on Saturday and then hop on over to Comedy Bar for 10 PM for Ghost Orgy. A dark and dirty pro stand up show featuring a new lineup of comics every month.
https://t.co/OwtyVVwBl5

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

I like to come on here quarterly to plug a show and be reminded why I've abandoned this app! Anyways, come to this show Tuesday @ 8 PM @comedybar with @jessie__olsen @hooliana_ @TlMBLAlR & Sam Norton
https://t.co/THp7xuZ7JE

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Returning to this cursed platform to invite you to my show with @Teemair at Just for Laughs Toronto September 30th at 10:30 PM!

https://t.co/fKx5T9W9Sr

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Ghost Orgy is back at Comedy Bar on Bloor TONIGHT at 10 PM. Don't miss out on the hottest haunt in comedy. Featuring @BobbyWarrener @Teemair Adam Christie & Gracie Canaan
https://t.co/OwtyVVwBl5

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Me & @teemair are cohosting a lineup of heavy hitters this Friday at 10 PM at Comedy Bar Danforth. With comics from Just for Laughs, MTV & Kevin Hart's LOL Network. Featuring @stalkingnatalie @DylanGott @jarrettcampbell & @thefunnyRN 👇https://t.co/X0S6tsMFgm

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

manifesting that the man who budged in front of me in line for gelato dies a million painful deaths

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me all day long: I’m so tired

Me when it’s time to sleep:

[Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa]

this is what it's like to be at a party with me <3

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

I think about this a lot

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

im puttin 2gether a look 💅

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

SATURDAY @ 10 PM! Ghost Orgy is back! 👻👻👻
A monthly dark and dirty showcase featuring a new lineup of comics every show. 😈💦😈 Featuring @jordanfoisy @MalikElassal @sashmarked @jamesroque & Monica Gross.
👇Tickets 👇
https://t.co/m2hHNbswPY

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

✨Vancouver✨
It's a feral girl summer for me so I'm brining my monthly stand-up show home with me! July 8th at 9 PM at The MOTN. Get your tickets now because once they're gone they're gone - I'm talking to all the Aries who love making last minute plans.
https://t.co/TS3TfmjoUq

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Is 7:25 PM on a Friday the worst time to disseminate this information? Possibly! But I'm doing a show for my birthday on April 15th at 10 PM at Nothing Fancy. Featuring truly one of the best lineups in Toronto.

👇💕 Get your tickets 👇💕

https://t.co/WaKPCkBZhM

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Stopped a man from trying stand-up comedy. What have you done to make the world a better place this international women's day?

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Valentine's Day is an amazing reminder that all male comics are dating women that are way hotter than them

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Spoke to my sister's boyfriend for the first time today and my only question was "what did you think of Rihanna's halftime performance?"

[erika @erikaehler]

🚨THIS TUESDAY 🚨

Come Party !! We are recording an album with @ComedyRecords.
Come see sets from @rebeccareeds @bensosawright @uncleburra @hlawrence69 !
For $10 that is a steal!!

BOOK NOW🎟️➡️https://t.co/lpWoPQDHle

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

Damn he really is a lesbian

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Drake copped a new custom diamond necklace called “Previous Engagement” made of 42 engagement rings, representing the 42 times he thought of proposing to different women but he decided not to‼️😳🔥💎

[𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖻𝗈𝗍 @rzldzl420]

you’re so bald for your age

[Bria Hiebert @uncleburra]

I’m in the UK right now and even the vegetables have scurvy here